Now, it's being reported that 17 year old Chloe Moretz had a 'wardrobe malfunction' involving the zipper of her dress. The incident allegedly took place during a promotion for her new movie. This, just days after Nikki Minaj staged a 'wardrobe malfunction' (her third or fourth) for the MTV VMAs involving the zipper of her dress.
Gee what a coincidence. WHAT A SHOCK. Who ever would have guessed? This makes YET ANOTHER 'wardrobe malfunction' suffered by a celebrity promoting their over-priced crap. In this case, a film. The difference however, unlike the VAST OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS is that Chloe Moretz didn't flash a 'private part' for the camera. Would you like to know why not? IT'S BECAUSE SHE IS ONLY SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. THAT'S WHY NOT. You see, her PR crew needed to devise a plan to get her teenage name associated with that infamous phrase and plastered all over the web free of charge without getting themselves or those who plaster the photos into trouble. This is what they came up with. The 'broken zipper' 'wardrobe malfunction'. Actually, just a claim of one. As a direct result, just like all the rest, they have saved a fortune over the cost of traditional advertising. See how this works? Now if Chloe Moretz would have been a little older, then WHAMMO! We all would have had YET ANOTHER lesson in biology. Get my drift?
Wake up people. We have been played for fools for nearly 11 years now. It's time to finally expose (no pun intended) these utterly predictable (no pun intended) 'wardrobe malfunctions' for what they truly are 99% of the time. OUTRIGHT LIES. CHEAP PUBLICITY STUNTS. THE DUMBING DOWN OF WESTERN SOCIETY FOR MAXIMUM PROFIT.
Now keep your eyes peeled and your ears open for Chloe's upcoming references to illnesses and/or injuries in order to 'cross market' commercial healthcare and her references to bodily functions, her 'emergencies' or difficulties controlling them. You still think I'm out there on that one? Well I'm not. If you're not already familiar with what I'm getting at, then look it up. It's a calculated strategy involving a popular sexual fetish. These people know EXACTLY what they are doing. Ch'Ching!
- Slort
- In August of 2005, after years of frustration with public figures, I finally became enraged watching Ellen Degeneres lie to an audience full of unsuspecting consumer junkie morons too stupid to realize that they were being played by yet another greedy celebrity talk show pig hired by NBC and paid millions for her ability to hook them on the latest batch of over-priced crap. They even let her get away with endorsing Countrywide, a known predatory lender partially responsible for causing the artificial inflation and sudden collapse of the housing market. Yes, THAT Countrywide. She stood right there and endorsed it with a smile. Oprah Winfrey and Dr Phil did as well.
It was crystal clear that not a single one of those audience members had a clue about the growing concentration of wealth, the shrinking middle class, the related economic instability or the domino-effect of socioeconomic issues resulting from it.
Since then, I've been doing everything within my power and within the law to help offset the deliberate dumbing down of America for maximum profit.
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