Here we go again. Yet another over-paid celebrity pig has taken to the over-paid celebrity pig bandwagon of dumbing down her own fans and the rest of America for profit. Until recently, I had never even heard of Iggy Azalea. But after the alleged 'fall' from her stage made the news this past weekend, I decided to do a quick check. Sure enough, this up and coming celebrity tramp has already staged at least one 'wardrobe malfunction', she has already 'leaked' at least one video to the web, she has already endeared herself to the healthcare industry by staging at least one injury and making reference to a 'childhood illness', she has already made repeated references to 'pee' and the 'bathroom' and she has already conspired with another over-paid celebrity pig, Nikki Minaj, in order to stage some sort of bogus feud between them. There you have it. The utterly predictable pattern of ridiculous celebrity crap has reared it's ugly head again. This time, in the name of Iggy Azalea. Ch'Ching!
By the way, the pattern has been very similar with Nikki Minaj. In fact, she just staged yet another 'wardrobe malfunction' on Saturday. Just one night after Iggy Azalea staged her 'fall'.
This ridiculous pattern of steaming celebrity crap has become so incredibly predictable and annoying that I have decided to go out of my way to expose it for what it truly is.
The deliberate dumbing down of America for profit.
Here we go again.
- Slort
- In August of 2005, after years of frustration with public figures, I finally became enraged watching Ellen Degeneres lie to an audience full of unsuspecting consumer junkie morons too stupid to realize that they were being played by yet another greedy celebrity talk show pig hired by NBC and paid millions for her ability to hook them on the latest batch of over-priced crap. They even let her get away with endorsing Countrywide, a known predatory lender partially responsible for causing the artificial inflation and sudden collapse of the housing market. Yes, THAT Countrywide. She stood right there and endorsed it with a smile. Oprah Winfrey and Dr Phil did as well.
It was crystal clear that not a single one of those audience members had a clue about the growing concentration of wealth, the shrinking middle class, the related economic instability or the domino-effect of socioeconomic issues resulting from it.
Since then, I've been doing everything within my power and within the law to help offset the deliberate dumbing down of America for maximum profit.
It's only been 24 hours and another ridiculous event involving Iggy Azalea has already been reported. It seems that Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora would like us to believe that Iggy turned down a proposed kiss on stage from Rita the other night. Of course, a heavy stench of BS was evident. So I did another quick check.
ReplyDeleteRita Ora has also staged one or more 'wardrobe malfunctions'.
Rita Ora has also endeared herself to the healthcare industry by having her over-paid celebrity pig ass carted to the hospital after pretending to collapse during a photo-shoot.
Rita Ora has also made repeated references to 'pee' and the 'toilet'.
I'll have to check on the fake drama and post another update later.
Gee what a shock. The utterly predictable celebrity pig trend continues. Guess who just staged YET ANOTHER 'wardrobe malfunction'. I'll give you a clue: It's the same pig who conspired with Iggy Azalea to tease their ignorant fans with kiss denied. That's right. None other than Rita Ora.
ReplyDeleteWardrobe malfunction. Check.
Reference to bodily functions. Check.
Reference to illness or injury. Check.
Fake drama. Check.
Yet another wardrobe malfunction. Check.
DUMBING DOWN HER IGNORANT FANS IN ORDER TO GET EVEN MORE OF THEIR MONEY. CHECK.