Never buy anything produced or endorsed by Justin Timberlake, the calculated pig who first introduced the world to the most annoying phrase of all time. The 'wardrobe malfunction'. Never buy any movie or CD featuring any of the following celebrities who have all staged these ridiculous events for the purpose of dumbing down their own fans:
Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Angie Harmon, Tara Reid, Lindsey Lohan, Beyonce, Nancy Grace, Eva Longoria, Selena Gomez, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Anne Hathaway, Mariah Carey, Sophia Vergara, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Adrienne Bailon, Britney Spears, LeAnn Rhimes, Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Katherine Heigl, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lily Allen, Jessica Alba, Kelly Rowland, Jessica Simpson, Tila Tequila, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lil Kim, Kate Hudson, Nicole Scherzinger, Brook Mueller, Kirsten Dunst, Sophie Marceau, Pamela Anderson, JWoww, Angelina Jolie, Bai Ling, Demi Lovato, Mischa Barton, Heidi Range, Bethenny Frankel, Kate Moss, Brook Hogan, Eva Mendes, Taylor Swift, Maria Fowler, Susan Surandon, Milla Jovovich, Rachel Ray, Audrina Partridge, Salma Hayek, Ragini Dwivedi, Toni Garrn, Kristen Bell, Kate Upton, Idina Menzel, Toni Braxton, Tamar Braxton, Olga Graf, Giuliana Rancic, Behati Prinsloo, Kendall Jenner, Sarah Geronimo, Nina Agdal, Kelly Brook, Iggy Azalea, Rita Ora, Rumer Willis, Jhene Aiko, Diva Cameron, Miranda Kerr, Sevyn Streeter, Robin Wright, Coco, Ciara, Shakira, Sinitta, Katrina Kaif, Tina Fey, Geri Halliwell, Blake Lively, Jennifer Hawkins, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lawrence, Gayle King, Karlie Kloss, Bella Thorne and Dianna Agron.
That's right. Every last one of them have already flashed a breast, a crotch, or an ass for an unsuspecting crowd. In each and every case, the photos were plastered all over the media just in time to coincide with the promotion of a new movie, TV show, CD, concert tour, or some other product. Ch'Ching!
Of course, they were all 'embarrassed', 'humiliated', or 'devastated' by the 'wardrobe malfunctions'. Well, that's what they want their idiot fans to believe. Whatever it takes to get more of their money. As if they didn't have enough of it already.
In the case of Taylor Swift, the lie is especially obvious. She knows damn well that her concert material is protected by Federal Copyright law. It is illegal for anyone to record any portion of a concert performance without express permission. It has been for decades. Still, that lying pig went on a media blitz telling the world how 'embarrassed' she was to have stepped over a wind machine running full blast in front of a live crowd. Meanwhile, the cell phone video of her copyrighted material was being posted all over the web. The videos remain plastered to this day. If her claims of innocence and embarrassment were true, then she would have had those videos removed with one phone call. But she didn't. Why not?.
Because she had a new CD, a concert tour, and a particular brand of undergarment to promote. That's why not. Ch'Ching!.
Those of us who refuse to be fooled by these over-paid celebrity pigs over and over and over and over and over know that there are no more excuses for these outrageous and utterly predictable 'wardrobe malfunctions'. After all, the effects of gravity, momentum, wind, light, and tension are well understood by virtually everyone over the age of 8. In fact, these effects have been taken into careful consideration by the fashion and entertainment industries for decades. In addition, celebrities have assistants hired specifically for their ability to design, select, and custom fit outfits for each occasion. In other words, these things don't just happen by 'accident' over and over and over and over and over. Like I said, the excuses have all run out. These outrageous events are obviously staged for publicity.
Two more notable examples:
http://theseridiculouseventsarestaged.blogspot.com/2014/07/idina-menzel-staged-her-wardrobe.html (also explains why she peed herself on stage and then ran her mouth about it
)
http://theseridiculouseventsarestaged.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-nancy-grace-wardrobe-malfunction-on.html
The over-paid celebrity pig trend hasn't run it's course yet. No way in hell. It won't until they are no longer able to profit from it. In the meantime, the over-paid celebrity pigs and their sold-out lying pig entertainment reps like Bonnie Fuller, Amanda Michelle Steiner, Michelle Teddar, Olivia Elgart, Allison Takeda, Madeline Boardman, Claire Peetz, Justin Ravitz, Esther Lee, Rachel McRady, Nicole Eggenberger, Gabrielle Chung, Anthony Bond, Samantha Carter, Mario Armando Lavandeira (Perez Hilton) and many more will implement a number of strategies in their ongoing attempts to milk (no pun intended) this ridiculous trend for all it's worth. To perpetuate the deliberate dumbing down of America and the world for profit.
The 'wardrobe malfunction', the narrowly avoided 'wardrobe malfunction', the windy 'wardrobe malfunction', the history of 'wardrobe malfunctions', the steps taken to prevent 'wardrobe malfunctions', the excuses for 'wardrobe malfunctions', the causes of 'wardrobe malfunctions', ect. They will never stop with this 'wardrobe malfunction' CRAP until their chances to profit from it are ruined. Until the ignorant fans of the world finally realize that they are being played for fools.
Lets finally do once and for all what should have been done way back in 2004. Lets get the most annoying phrase of all time, the 'wardrobe malfunction', exposed for what it truly is 99% of the time.
A LIE.
- Slort
- In August of 2005, after years of frustration with public figures, I finally became enraged watching Ellen Degeneres lie to an audience full of unsuspecting consumer junkie morons too stupid to realize that they were being played by yet another greedy celebrity talk show pig hired by NBC and paid millions for her ability to hook them on the latest batch of over-priced crap. They even let her get away with endorsing Countrywide, a known predatory lender partially responsible for causing the artificial inflation and sudden collapse of the housing market. Yes, THAT Countrywide. She stood right there and endorsed it with a smile. Oprah Winfrey and Dr Phil did as well.
It was crystal clear that not a single one of those audience members had a clue about the growing concentration of wealth, the shrinking middle class, the related economic instability or the domino-effect of socioeconomic issues resulting from it.
Since then, I've been doing everything within my power and within the law to help offset the deliberate dumbing down of America for maximum profit.
Another over-paid celebrity pig strategy to have their celebrity pig names associated with the phrase 'wardrobe malfunction'. Instead of checking the weather forecast for rain or heat like the rest of us, over-paid celebrity pigs with products to promote check that forecast for wind. After all, they can't always hide a wind machine in public. But they can check that forecast and wear the lightest outfit in their over-paid celebrity pig wardrobe on windy days in order to stage that 'malfunction'. Those who don't check that forecast in order to sell a product like Kim Kardashian check it to make themselves more popular to the most shallow, ignorant, naive, and flaky generation of all time.
ReplyDeleteRight Michelle Obama?
Right Kate Middleton?
Whoooosh! Now you're a little more popular!
By the way, I read that Queen Elizabeth is on to Kate Middleton's weather related 'malfunctions'. Now, the future queen is under orders to wear longer skirts on windy days. See that? Common sense would have prevailed from the start if Kate Middleton ever had any intention to keep her ass covered to begin with. Or in the case of Michelle Obama, her thighs.
Damn right they were staged for popularity.
By the way, if you check the record over the last few years, you will find that this ‘blowing skirt’ trend took off IMMEDIATELY after Taylor Swift stepped over that wind machine three years ago. Which just happened to take place shortly after the giant Marylin Monroe statue went on display. In fact, it was the same state as I recall. This is no coincidence. Certainly not with two more reported with photos in as many days. Both involving celebrities currently promoting their latest products.
DeleteRight Kim Kardashian? Right Liv Tyler? and those of you who have your own windy ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ planned for next week?
Damn right. They owe the weatherman a blow job.
I’ve said it many times and I will say it many more.
THESE RIDICULOUS EVENTS ARE STAGED.
Whoooosh! Now go buy my product!
DeleteBonnie Fuller, Amanda Michelle Steiner, Michelle Teddar, Olivia Elgart, Allison Takeda, Madeline Boardman, Claire Peetz, Justin Ravitz, Esther Lee, Rachel McRady, Nicole Eggenberger, Gabrielle Chung, Anthony Bond, Samantha Carter, and Mario Armando Lavandeira (Perez Hilton) are all LYING MASS MEDIA PIGS. Don't support Cracker Barrel, AT&T, White Castle, or any corporation or publication willing to sponsor their 'wardrobe malfunction' CRAP.
ReplyDeleteWill Idina Menzel flash another boob, use the F-word, or pee herself AGAIN for pervert publicity when she performs her Christmas album live or will she simply pretend to have class just long enough to exploit the Christmas season in order to reap well over 100 times the pay of a firefighter? If she truly cares about 'equality', then why does she deliberately concentrate so much wealth thereby causing more hardship for others, more poverty and more economic instability? Doesn't the bi-partisan CBO report stating that the rich have become too rich and that more government stimulus will be necessary from now on in order to compensate for the OUTRAGEOUS gap between rich and poor mean anything to her?
ReplyDeleteIdina Menzel. Filthy rich already. But why pay for more ad space? Just flash a boob, make an obscene joke and pee yourself. All done for publicity. Ch'Ching!
http://idinamenzelisjustanothercelebritypig.blogspot.com/
Would you rather I simply ignore profound economic injustice and stand by as so many of those responsible go on dumbing down America relentlessly for their own obscene profit? The answer is no.
Now, it's being reported that 17 year old Chloe Moretz had a 'wardrobe malfunction' involving the zipper of her dress. This, just days after Nikki Minaj staged a 'wardrobe malfunction' involving the zipper of her dress.
ReplyDeleteGee what a coincidence. WHAT A SHOCK. Who ever would have guessed? Yet another. This makes YET ANOTHER 'wardrobe malfunction' suffered by a celebrity promoting their over-priced crap. In this case, a film. The difference however, unlike the VAST OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS is that Chloe Moretz didn't flash a 'private part' for the camera. Would you like to know why not? IT'S BECAUSE SHE IS ONLY SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. THAT'S WHY NOT. You see, her PR crew needed to devise a plan to get her teenage name associated with that infamous phrase and plastered all over the web free of charge without getting themselves or those who plaster the photos into trouble. This is what they came up with. The 'broken zipper' 'wardrobe malfunction'. As a direct result, just like all the rest, they have saved a fortune over the cost of traditional advertising. See how this works? Now if Chloe Moretz would have been a little older, then WHAMMO! BOING! BOING! BOING! Get my drift?
Wake up people. We have been played for fools for nearly 11 years now. It's time to expose (no pun intended) these utterly predictable (no pun intended) 'wardrobe malfunctions' for what they truly are 99% of the time. OUTRIGHT LIES. CHEAP PUBLICITY STUNTS. THE DUMBING DOWN OF WESTERN SOCIETY FOR MAXIMUM PROFIT.
Now keep your eyes peeled and your ears open for Chloe's upcoming references to illnesses and/or injuries in order to 'cross market' commercial healthcare and her references to bodily functions, her 'emergencies' or difficulties controlling them. You still think I'm out there on that one? Well I'm not. If you're not already familiar with what I'm getting at, then look it up. It's a calculated strategy involving a popular fetish. These people know EXACTLY what they are doing. Ch'Ching!
The Moretz injury has been staged, reported, commented on and plastered all over the web just in time for another commercial promotion. See how this works?
DeleteThe other Moretz incidents I predict may not come this year. I have reason to believe that Moretz herself has been made aware of this page.
One of Taylor Swift's fans or promoters going by the AOL screenname 'notshockedatall' responded to my criticism of Swift witn the following comment.
ReplyDeletenotshockedatall 18 minutes ago
I see it in my cards, you are going to die a very painful death within the next two years. I will let you wonder how it will happen, don't want to give all my secrets away.
This comment was posted in response to a long chain in which I criticized Taylor Swift for announcing that her mother has cancer but offering no details or practical advice whatsoever except for everyone to subject themselves to more medical testing. She did so with total disregard for the steps that people can take to reduce their risks. Steps like eating healhy, keeping their weight down, working out and limiting their use of tobacco, alcahol, unnecessary drugs, chemicals known to cause cancer, ect. Her ONLY position on the issue is to promote more horribly overpriced medical testing.
I've said it many times and I will say it many more. Every major network and every big celebrity is now affiliated wifh the healthcare industry. They are compensated or 'cross promoted' in return for their willingness to endorse commercial healthcare intervention with no regard whatsoever for the OUTRAGEOUS charges or OBSCENE profits.
This is why no big celebrity, NOT A SINGLE one has had one word to say about the GREED or FRAUD now rampant within the US healthcare industry.
Already at a RIDICULOUS 18% of GDP and counting.
DrugAndDoctorBrainwashing.blogspot.com
EbolaFearMongering.blogspot.com
AlzheimersLie.blogspot.com
FibromyalgiaCuriosity.blogspot.com
FakeRealityShows.blogspot.com