Bonnie Fuller and Amanda Michelle Steiner of Hollywood Life are both LYING MASS MEDIA PIGS. Like many others in the entertainment industry, they are determined to keep their fans as DUMB AS POSSIBLE in order to keep their ratings up. In order to keep the VALUE FOR THEIR COMMERCIAL AD SPACE UP. In order to retain their cozy relationship with virtually every celebrity on the planet and all of their respective commercial entities.
THEY ARE SOLD-OUT LYING MASS MEDIA PIGS. THEY HAVE THE NERVE, EVEN AFTER TEN FULL YEARS OF STAGED EVENTS TO KEEP FEEDING US THIS RIDICULOUS 'WARDROBE MALFUNCTION' CRAP.
Those of us with more than a half dozen functioning brain cells know better.
The Idina Menzel boob flash makes well over 100 'wardrobe malfunctions' STAGED by over-paid CELEBRITY PIGS over the last ten years that I know of. I did watch the video. It is obvious that Idina Menzel pushed her right breast out of that ridiculous garment just before she stepped back out in front of that live audience. Of course, she felt the difference immediately just like any woman with functional nerve endings would. Still, she stepped right back out and DELIBERATELY flashed that breast for her unsuspecting audience of ignorant love-sick fans. She even went out of her way to draw as much attention as possible to that breast and made damn sure to give the photographers and videographers a CLEAR SHOT. Finally, she delivered her jokes which were rehearsed ahead of time in order to give the sold-out media reps around the world like Bonnie Fuller and Amanda Michelle Steinerone one more angle to cover. Her CALCULATED PUBLICITY STUNT worked like a charm. She has achieved the highest level of name and face recognition of her entire career, saving a fortune over the cost of traditional advertising in the process. She has made her own love-sick fans a little dumber than they already were. A little easier to take advantage of. CH'CHING!
Well, I suppose there is one other possibility:
IDINA MENZEL IS JUST ANOTHER CLUMSY OX MORON CELEBRITY WITH NO GRACE, NO FORETHOUGHT, NO FUNCTIONAL NERVE ENDINGS, NO UNDERSTANDING OF BASIC PHYSICS OR FASHION, AND NO SENSE WHATSOEVER OF PERSONAL AWARENESS. SHE IS STRICKEN WITH THE SAME DISEASE, YET TO BE UNDERSTOOD, WHICH RENDERS VIRTUALLY ALL FEMALE CELEBRITIES WORLDWIDE UNABLE TO KEEP THEIR ASSES, CROTCHES, AND BREASTS COVERED WHEN THERE IS A CAMERA WITHIN 100 YARDS. A DISEASE WHICH FOR SOME REASON ONLY STRIKES CELEBRITIES OVER THE AGE OF 18. WHICH IS A DAMN GOOD THING FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. BECAUSE IF ONE OF THEIR CELEBRITIES OVER THE AGE OF 12 AND UNDER THE AGE OF 18 WERE TO FLASH A BREAST, A CROTCH, OR A BARE ASS FOR THE CAMERA OR ANY LIVE AUDIENCE, THERE WOULD BE LEGAL HELL TO PAY.
Then again, I prefer the only reasonable explanation. The one I have tried to convince the world of many times. The one you should search for with quotes.
"THESE RIDICULOUS EVENTS ARE STAGED."
If you're as fed up as I am with the relentless dumbing down of America for profit, then don't support Cracker Barrel, AT&T, White Castle, or any other commercial sponsor of HollywoodLife.com or any other website still feeding us this ridiculous 'wardrobe malfunction' crap. Never buy anything produced or endorsed by Justin Timberlake, the calculated pig who first introduced the world to the most annoying phrase of all time. The 'wardrobe malfunction'. Never buy any movie or CD featuring any of the following celebrities who have all staged these ridiculous events for the purpose of dumbing down their own fans:
Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Coco, Jennifer Lopez, Tara Reid, Lindsey Lohan, Beyonce, Nancy Grace, Eva Longoria, Selena Gomez, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Anne Hathaway, Mariah Carey, Sophia Vergara, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Adrienne Bailon, Britney Spears, LeAnn Rhimes, Emma Watson, Katherine Heigl, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lily Allen, Jessica Alba, Kelly Rowland, Jessica Simpson, Tila Tequila, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lil Kim, Kate Hudson, Nicole Scherzinger, Brook Mueller, Kirsten Dunst, Sophie Marceau, Pamela Anderson, JWoww, Angelina Jolie, Bai Ling, Demi Lovato, Kate Moss, Brook Hogan, Eva Mendes, Taylor Swift, Maria Fowler, Susan Surandon, Milla Jovovich, Rachel Ray, Audrina Partridge, Salma Hayek, Ragini Dwivedi, Toni Garrn, Kristen Bell, Kate Upton, Idina Menzel, Toni Braxton, Olga Graf, Giuliana Rancic, Dolly Parton, Sarah Geronimo, Nina Agdal, Kelly Brook, Rumer Willis, Jhene Aiko, Diva Cameron, Miranda Kerr, Sevyn Streeter, Robin Wright, Ciara, Shakira, Nina Agdal, Katrina Kaif, Geri Halliwell, Blake Lively, Sinitta, and Jennifer Hawkins.
The trend hasn't run it's course yet. No way in hell. It won't until we eliminate their motive. PROFIT.
Lets finally do once and for all what should have been done way back in 2004. Lets get the most annoying phrase of all time, the 'wardrobe malfunction', exposed for what it truly is 99% of the time.
A LIE.
- Slort
- In August of 2005, after years of frustration with public figures, I finally became enraged watching Ellen Degeneres lie to an audience full of unsuspecting consumer junkie morons too stupid to realize that they were being played by yet another greedy celebrity talk show pig hired by NBC and paid millions for her ability to hook them on the latest batch of over-priced crap. They even let her get away with endorsing Countrywide, a known predatory lender partially responsible for causing the artificial inflation and sudden collapse of the housing market. Yes, THAT Countrywide. She stood right there and endorsed it with a smile. Oprah Winfrey and Dr Phil did as well.
It was crystal clear that not a single one of those audience members had a clue about the growing concentration of wealth, the shrinking middle class, the related economic instability or the domino-effect of socioeconomic issues resulting from it.
Since then, I've been doing everything within my power and within the law to help offset the deliberate dumbing down of America for maximum profit.
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