Idina Menzel STAGED her 'wardrobe malfunction'. She also urinated on herself DELIBERATELY for publicity.

Big surprise. YET ANOTHER overpaid attention seeking celebrity PIG with a current product to promote has had the nerve to show up on a stage wearing a carefully selected and possibly rigged outfit in order to DELIBERATELY expose a breast or a significant portion of one for an unsuspecting live audience. This time, the overpaid attention seeking celebrity PIG is Broadway singer Idina Menzel. As you can see from the photos posted all over the web, Idina Menzel wore a low cut dress and a very unusual garment which clearly failed to prevent that which garments worn by female celebrities with products to promote stopped preventing in January of 2004.

Like many 'wardrobe malfunctions' that have been staged prior to this one, it does appear that Idina Menzel placed her breast inside that unusual garment very low in order to leave it partially exposed. Either that, or the garment was rigged to fail like many others worn by female celebrities with products to promote have been over the last 10 1/2 years. It is also obvious that Idina Menzel leaned back in a way intended to draw more attention to the issue, give the photographers and videographers a crystal clear shot, and possibly expose more of that breast for her unsuspecting audience. She made no attempt whatsoever at a subtle adjustment. Like many female celebrities with products to promote before her, she adjusted herself in a way to draw even more attention. Like several others before her, she had an assistant join her on stage in order to make the issue even more obvious to everyone. As if this wasn't enough, she made jokes, which had obviously been planned about the exposure. This, in order to plug her material and give the so called 'journalists' of the entertainment and news industries one more angle to cover.

Idina Menzel has attempted this sort of thing before. She has been photographed several times wearing loose or unsecured garments on stage and trying to manipulate them in order to expose herself. She came VERY close to flashing her unsuspecting audience on at least one previous occasion that I know of. This time, she made damn sure of it.

This is one of the most recent in a series of outrageous 'wardrobe malfunctions' obviously staged by female celebrities with products to promote over the last 10 1/2 years. They have become utterly predictable (no pun intended). Those of us who refuse to be fooled by these over-paid celebrity pigs over and over and over and over and over know that there are no more excuses for these outrageous and utterly predictable 'wardrobe malfunctions'. After all, the effects of gravity, momentum, wind, light, and tension are well understood by virtually everyone over the age of 8. In fact, these effects have been taken into careful consideration by the fashion and entertainment industries for decades. In addition, celebrities have assistants hired specifically for their ability to design, select, and custom fit outfits for each occasion. In other words, these things don't just happen by 'accident' over and over and over and over and over. Like I said, the excuses have all run out. These outrageous events are obviously staged for publicity.

This isn't the first or second time that Idina Menzel has made the news for something outrageous and obviously STAGED for publicity. Like Fergie, Lady Gaga, and Marie Osmond, Idina Menzel deliberately peed herself in front of a live audience just two or three years ago in order to have the incident reported all over the web. This outrageous behavior has become yet another trend within the entertainment industry. Like Fergie, Marie Osmond, Jennifer Lawrence, Lea Michelle, Snooki, Kris Jenner, and another dozen or more well known celebrities, mostly female, all of whom had products to promote, Idina Menzel made repeated references to the incident in several interviews.

Some of you who aren't already aware of what I am about to tell you may wonder why so many celebrities, mostly female, would be so willing to discuss their bodily functions publicly. Especially, any alleged failures to control said bodily functions. It's for the same primary reason that so many bizarre incidents involving bodily functions and failures to control them have been written into TV shows and movies over the last few years (Public Enemies, Babel, Two Broke Girls, Grey's Anatomy and many more.). It's done in part, to amuse or shock, on occasion to market incontinence products to those who have or pretend to have issues, but primarily to entertain and arouse tens of millions of viewers who have sexual fetishes for them. These fetishes involving bodily functions, accidents, incontinence, and diapers have become popular with straight men, gay men, and lesbians. Popular enough to be acknowledged by mainstream media several times that I know of (Howard Stern, Jerry Springer, Tyra Banks).

Rest assured, there will be many more outrageous and EASILY avoidable 'wardrobe malfunctions', issues with bodily functions, and other bizarre incidents STAGED and made reference to by celebrities with products to promote over the coming weeks, months, and years. They have become utterly predictable. But if you have an ounce of pride, don't let yourself be fooled again and again and again. For these over-paid, attention seeking celebrity pigs and all of the so called 'journalists' within the entertainment and news industries who report these STAGED events as 'accidents' WANT you to be dumb. For a dumb consumer is much easier to take advantage of. Ch'Ching!

By the way, love-sick Menzel fans, sold-out Menzel promoters, and lying entertainment reps. If you have the nerve to claim that Menzel's exposure on that stage was just another 'accident' like we've been told about the other 50+ 'wardrobe malfunctions' that I referred to in a previous entry posted on the web over a year ago, I'm going to tell you bullxxxx. If this was an 'accident', then like anyone else with functional nerve endings, Idina Menzel would have felt the difference IMMEDIATELY. She would have made the adjustment herself in a SUBTLE and PROFESSIONAL manner long before having an assistant join her onstage, thereby, making the situation incredibly obvious to EVERYONE. By the way, when that assistant is identified, I will rip on her by name for helping Idina Menzel STAGE that 'wardrobe malfunction', thereby dumbing down her own fans. In fact, I plan to rip on dozens of assistants and entertainment reps by name for their continued efforts to keep America stupid.

It's not that I have anything against the human body. But I do have something against those who intentionally dumb down America for their own personal gain. I've had it with all of them. In particular, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson for deliberately flashing an unsuspecting audience of men, women, and children back in 2004, for creating this ridiculous trend, and for introducing the entire developed world to the most annoying phrase of all time. The 'wardrobe malfunction' which again, is almost always, I'm typing 99% of the time, A LIE.

For those of you who still have doubts: Women, alter your bra or top significantly on one side exposing yourself. You will immediately feel the difference. Men, roll one sleeve up and leave the other down. You will immediately feel the difference. That's your functional nerve endings at work. We all have them. Like I said, the excuses have all run out. There are no invisible poltergeists or super-natural forces targeting mostly female celebrities with products to promote. The fashion industry hasn't forgotten the laws of physics or decades of experience designing garments to function in the real world. Hired assistants didn't suddenly become stupid back in January of 2004. Simple oversights aren't so incredibly predictable or timed so perfectly to coincide with commercial promotions, premiers, ect. Certainly not after TEN FULL YEARS. THE EXCUSES HAVE ALL RUN OUT. These outrageous events are obviously STAGED FOR PUBLICITY. It truly astonishes me that EVERYONE isn't aware of it by now.

IDINA MENZEL. YOU LYING OVER-PAID CELEBRITY PIG. I challenge you to grow up, set a much better example for yourself and the rest of your screwed up industry, show some respect for your fans, and rely solely on your talent from now on. No more staged 'wardrobe malfunctions'. No more staged bladder issues. No trips on stage, no fainting spells, no claims of molestation, ect. NO MORE PUBLICITY STUNTS. NO MORE LIES. Your fans don't deserve that crap and the rest of us don't like having our intelligence insulted.