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In August of 2005, after years of frustration with public figures, I finally became enraged watching Ellen Degeneres lie to an audience full of unsuspecting consumer junkie morons too stupid to realize that they were being played by yet another greedy celebrity talk show pig hired by NBC and paid millions for her ability to hook them on the latest batch of over-priced crap. They even let her get away with endorsing Countrywide, a known predatory lender partially responsible for causing the artificial inflation and sudden collapse of the housing market. Yes, THAT Countrywide. She stood right there and endorsed it with a smile. Oprah Winfrey and Dr Phil did as well.

It was crystal clear that not a single one of those audience members had a clue about the growing concentration of wealth, the shrinking middle class, the related economic instability or the domino-effect of socioeconomic issues resulting from it.

Since then, I've been doing everything within my power and within the law to help offset the deliberate dumbing down of America for maximum profit.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Idina Menzel STAGED her 'wardrobe malfunction'. She also urinated on herself DELIBERATELY for publicity.

Big surprise. YET ANOTHER overpaid attention seeking celebrity PIG with a current product to promote has had the nerve to show up on a stage wearing a carefully selected and possibly rigged outfit in order to DELIBERATELY expose a breast or a significant portion of one for an unsuspecting live audience. This time, the overpaid attention seeking celebrity PIG is Broadway singer Idina Menzel. As you can see from the photos posted all over the web, Idina Menzel wore a low cut dress and a very unusual garment which clearly failed to prevent that which garments worn by female celebrities with products to promote stopped preventing in January of 2004.

Like many 'wardrobe malfunctions' that have been staged prior to this one, it does appear that Idina Menzel placed her breast inside that unusual garment very low in order to leave it partially exposed. Either that, or the garment was rigged to fail like many others worn by female celebrities with products to promote have been over the last 10 1/2 years. It is also obvious that Idina Menzel leaned back in a way intended to draw more attention to the issue, give the photographers and videographers a crystal clear shot, and possibly expose more of that breast for her unsuspecting audience. She made no attempt whatsoever at a subtle adjustment. Like many female celebrities with products to promote before her, she adjusted herself in a way to draw even more attention. Like several others before her, she had an assistant join her on stage in order to make the issue even more obvious to everyone. As if this wasn't enough, she made jokes, which had obviously been planned about the exposure. This, in order to plug her material and give the so called 'journalists' of the entertainment and news industries one more angle to cover.

Idina Menzel has attempted this sort of thing before. She has been photographed several times wearing loose or unsecured garments on stage and trying to manipulate them in order to expose herself. She came VERY close to flashing her unsuspecting audience on at least one previous occasion that I know of. This time, she made damn sure of it.

This is one of the most recent in a series of outrageous 'wardrobe malfunctions' obviously staged by female celebrities with products to promote over the last 10 1/2 years. They have become utterly predictable (no pun intended). Those of us who refuse to be fooled by these over-paid celebrity pigs over and over and over and over and over know that there are no more excuses for these outrageous and utterly predictable 'wardrobe malfunctions'. After all, the effects of gravity, momentum, wind, light, and tension are well understood by virtually everyone over the age of 8. In fact, these effects have been taken into careful consideration by the fashion and entertainment industries for decades. In addition, celebrities have assistants hired specifically for their ability to design, select, and custom fit outfits for each occasion. In other words, these things don't just happen by 'accident' over and over and over and over and over. Like I said, the excuses have all run out. These outrageous events are obviously staged for publicity.

This isn't the first or second time that Idina Menzel has made the news for something outrageous and obviously STAGED for publicity. Like Fergie, Lady Gaga, and Marie Osmond, Idina Menzel deliberately peed herself in front of a live audience just two or three years ago in order to have the incident reported all over the web. This outrageous behavior has become yet another trend within the entertainment industry. Like Fergie, Marie Osmond, Jennifer Lawrence, Lea Michelle, Snooki, Kris Jenner, and another dozen or more well known celebrities, mostly female, all of whom had products to promote, Idina Menzel made repeated references to the incident in several interviews.

Some of you who aren't already aware of what I am about to tell you may wonder why so many celebrities, mostly female, would be so willing to discuss their bodily functions publicly. Especially, any alleged failures to control said bodily functions. It's for the same primary reason that so many bizarre incidents involving bodily functions and failures to control them have been written into TV shows and movies over the last few years (Public Enemies, Babel, Two Broke Girls, Grey's Anatomy and many more.). It's done in part, to amuse or shock, on occasion to market incontinence products to those who have or pretend to have issues, but primarily to entertain and arouse tens of millions of viewers who have sexual fetishes for them. These fetishes involving bodily functions, accidents, incontinence, and diapers have become popular with straight men, gay men, and lesbians. Popular enough to be acknowledged by mainstream media several times that I know of (Howard Stern, Jerry Springer, Tyra Banks).

Rest assured, there will be many more outrageous and EASILY avoidable 'wardrobe malfunctions', issues with bodily functions, and other bizarre incidents STAGED and made reference to by celebrities with products to promote over the coming weeks, months, and years. They have become utterly predictable. But if you have an ounce of pride, don't let yourself be fooled again and again and again. For these over-paid, attention seeking celebrity pigs and all of the so called 'journalists' within the entertainment and news industries who report these STAGED events as 'accidents' WANT you to be dumb. For a dumb consumer is much easier to take advantage of. Ch'Ching!

By the way, love-sick Menzel fans, sold-out Menzel promoters, and lying entertainment reps. If you have the nerve to claim that Menzel's exposure on that stage was just another 'accident' like we've been told about the other 50+ 'wardrobe malfunctions' that I referred to in a previous entry posted on the web over a year ago, I'm going to tell you bullxxxx. If this was an 'accident', then like anyone else with functional nerve endings, Idina Menzel would have felt the difference IMMEDIATELY. She would have made the adjustment herself in a SUBTLE and PROFESSIONAL manner long before having an assistant join her onstage, thereby, making the situation incredibly obvious to EVERYONE. By the way, when that assistant is identified, I will rip on her by name for helping Idina Menzel STAGE that 'wardrobe malfunction', thereby dumbing down her own fans. In fact, I plan to rip on dozens of assistants and entertainment reps by name for their continued efforts to keep America stupid.

It's not that I have anything against the human body. But I do have something against those who intentionally dumb down America for their own personal gain. I've had it with all of them. In particular, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson for deliberately flashing an unsuspecting audience of men, women, and children back in 2004, for creating this ridiculous trend, and for introducing the entire developed world to the most annoying phrase of all time. The 'wardrobe malfunction' which again, is almost always, I'm typing 99% of the time, A LIE.

For those of you who still have doubts: Women, alter your bra or top significantly on one side exposing yourself. You will immediately feel the difference. Men, roll one sleeve up and leave the other down. You will immediately feel the difference. That's your functional nerve endings at work. We all have them. Like I said, the excuses have all run out. There are no invisible poltergeists or super-natural forces targeting mostly female celebrities with products to promote. The fashion industry hasn't forgotten the laws of physics or decades of experience designing garments to function in the real world. Hired assistants didn't suddenly become stupid back in January of 2004. Simple oversights aren't so incredibly predictable or timed so perfectly to coincide with commercial promotions, premiers, ect. Certainly not after TEN FULL YEARS. THE EXCUSES HAVE ALL RUN OUT. These outrageous events are obviously STAGED FOR PUBLICITY. It truly astonishes me that EVERYONE isn't aware of it by now.

IDINA MENZEL. YOU LYING OVER-PAID CELEBRITY PIG. I challenge you to grow up, set a much better example for yourself and the rest of your screwed up industry, show some respect for your fans, and rely solely on your talent from now on. No more staged 'wardrobe malfunctions'. No more staged bladder issues. No trips on stage, no fainting spells, no claims of molestation, ect. NO MORE PUBLICITY STUNTS. NO MORE LIES. Your fans don't deserve that crap and the rest of us don't like having our intelligence insulted.

3 comments:

  1. The Idina Menzel boob flash makes well over 100 'wardrobe malfunctions' STAGED by over-paid CELEBRITY PIGS over the last ten years that I know of. It is obvious that Idina Menzel pushed her right breast out of that ridiculous garment just before she stepped back out in front of that live audience. Of course, she felt the difference immediately just like any woman with functional nerve endings would. Still, she stepped right back out and DELIBERATELY flashed that breast for her unsuspecting audience. She even went out of her way to draw as much attention as possible to that breast and made damn sure to give the photographers and videographers a CLEAR SHOT. Finally, she delivered her jokes which were written and rehearsed ahead of time in order to give the sold-out media reps around the world like Bonnie Fuller and Amanda Michelle Steiner one one more thing to write about. Her CALCULATED PUBLICITY STUNT worked like a charm. She has achieved the highest level of name and face recognition of her entire career. She also saved a fortune over the cost of traditional advertising dumbing down her own fans in the process. CH'CHING!

    A few years ago, Idina Menzel peed her pants DELIBERATELY and then ran her mouth about it for publicity. It's another bizarre trend. Fergie, Snooki, and Marie Osmond did the same thing. Another 20 or so celerities have made similar comments about peeing their pants (Julia Roberts, Lea Michelle, Jennifer Lawrence, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, and many more. It's done for publicity because it's become a popular fetish. All of this is explained in detail.

    http://TheseRidiculousEventsAreStaged.Blogspot.com/2014/07/Idina-Menzel-Staged-Her-Wardrobe.html

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  2. The growing list of over-paid celebrity pigs who have DELIBERATELY flashed an ass, a breast, or a crotch for an unsuspecting live audience.

    Never buy anything produced or endorsed by Justin Timberlake, the calculated pig who first introduced the world to the most annoying phrase of all time. The 'wardrobe malfunction'. Never buy any movie or CD featuring any of the following celebrities who have all staged these ridiculous events for the purpose of dumbing down their own fans:

    Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Coco, Jennifer Lopez, Tara Reid, Lindsey Lohan, Beyonce, Nancy Grace, Eva Longoria, Selena Gomez, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Anne Hathaway, Mariah Carey, Sophia Vergara, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Adrienne Bailon, Britney Spears, LeAnn Rhimes, Emma Watson, Katherine Heigl, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lily Allen, Jessica Alba, Kelly Rowland, Jessica Simpson, Tila Tequila, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lil Kim, Kate Hudson, Nicole Scherzinger, Brook Mueller, Kirsten Dunst, Sophie Marceau, Pamela Anderson, JWoww, Angelina Jolie, Bai Ling, Demi Lovato, Bethenny Frankel, Kate Moss, Brook Hogan, Eva Mendes, Taylor Swift, Maria Fowler, Susan Surandon, Milla Jovovich, Rachel Ray, Audrina Partridge, Salma Hayek, Ragini Dwivedi, Toni Garrn, Kristen Bell, Kate Upton, Idina Menzel, Toni Braxton, Olga Graf, Giuliana Rancic, Kendall Jenner, Sarah Geronimo, Nina Agdal, Kelly Brook, Rumer Willis, Jhene Aiko, Diva Cameron, Miranda Kerr, Sevyn Streeter, Robin Wright, Ciara, Shakira, Nina Agdal, Katrina Kaif, Geri Halliwell, Blake Lively, Sinitta, Jennifer Hawkins, and Jennifer Lawrence.

    That's right. Every last one of them have already flashed a breast, a crotch, or an ass for an unsuspecting crowd. In each and every case, the photos were plastered all over the media just in time to coincide with the promotion of a new movie, TV show, CD, concert tour, or some other product. Ch'Ching!

    Liv Tyler also has a brand new show to promote. For that reason, she checked the weather forcast for 'wind', chose an outfit specifically for the occasion, and hit the streets just in time to promote her new show. Whoooosh! Now, she is more popular! See how this works? If not, go here for more details.

    http://theseridiculouseventsarestaged.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-growing-list-of-over-paid-celebrity.html



    http://theseridiculouseventsarestaged.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-growing-list-of-over-paid-celebrity.html

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  3. Will Idina Menzel flash another boob, use the F-word, or pee herself AGAIN for pervert publicity when she performs her Christmas album live or will she simply pretend to have class just long enough to exploit the Christmas season in order to reap well over 100 times the pay of a firefighter? If she truly cares about 'equality', then why does she deliberately concentrate so much wealth thereby causing more hardship for others, more poverty and more economic instability? Doesn't the bi-partisan CBO report stating that the rich have become too rich and that more government stimulus will be necessary from now on in order to compensate for the OUTRAGEOUS gap between rich and poor mean anything to her?

    Idina Menzel. Filthy rich already. But why pay for more ad space? Just flash a boob, make an obscene joke and pee yourself. All done for publicity. Ch'Ching!

    http://idinamenzelisjustanothercelebritypig.blogspot.com/

    Would you rather I simply ignore profound economic injustice and stand by as so many of those responsible go on dumbing down America relentlessly for their own obscene profit? The answer is no.

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