Garth Brooks. You FILTHY DISGUSTING RICH piece of FAKE COWBOY CELEBRITY PIG SHIT.

Hey! Garth Brooks. You FILTHY DISGUSTING RICH MULTI-HUNDRED-MILLIONAIRE PIECE OF GREEDY PIG FAKE COWBOY 1% of 1% of 1% CLUB SHIT. I see you did what you celebrity pigs always, always, always, always, ALWAYS DO when you have a new over-priced album or greedy pig tour to promote. You went right out and arranged yourself a big, fat, WORLD NEWS publicity stunt. It's all over the web, TV, and talk radio already. Just like you planned ahead of time. JUST LIKE YOU CALCULATED ALONG WITH YOUR AGENTS FOR MAXIMUM PUBLICITY, MAXIMUM EFFECT AND MAXIMUM PROFIT. CH'CHING!

Well, you God damn self-centered self-serving filthy disguting rich and getting filthy disgusting richer celebrity PIG, I have a challenge for you to IGNORE hoping that your IDIOT FANS won't realize what you truly are anytime soon.

I challenge you to acknowledge the fact that your little 'cancer victim' just saved you MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OVER THE COST OF TRADITIONAL ADVERTISING. She did so by getting your celebrity pig name and image plastered all over the media worldwide along with showers of glorious praise and plugs for your greedy pig fake cowboy tour. That's right you filthy disgusting rich FAKE COWBOY in a $500 FAKE COWBOY hat. We both know God damn well that it's true. After all, that was the idea to begin with. It's ALWAYS the idea with you celebrity pigs.

I'm challenging you to take that $10,000,000 or so of ADDITIONAL PROFIT that you will surely reap from your IDIOT FANS thanks to that 'cancer victim' and give it right the fuck back to her so that she and/or her family won't have to worry about the OBSCENE PROFIT HEALTHCARE CHARGES for years to come.

DO IT YOU GOD DAMN SELF-CENTERED SELF-SERVING PUBLICITY STUNT PIG.

No? Don't have the courage to sacrifice even a tiny little percentage of your MULTI-HUNDRED-MILLIONAIRE celebrity pig fortune? Not even for the cancer victim that just saved you MILLIONS over the cost of traditional advertising?

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

Garth Brooks, I can't make you do the right thing. Not a chance in Hell. You pigs are far too consumed with Earth shattering greed and vanity to reach. But I can put a tiny little '*' next to your name for many others to consider for years to come.

COUNT ON IT YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FAKE COWBOY CELEBRITY PIG SHIT!

Here we go again. 17 year old Chloe Moretz has staged her first 'wardrobe malfunction'.

Now, it's being reported that 17 year old Chloe Moretz had a 'wardrobe malfunction' involving the zipper of her dress. The incident allegedly took place during a promotion for her new movie. This, just days after Nikki Minaj staged a 'wardrobe malfunction' (her third or fourth) for the MTV VMAs involving the zipper of her dress.

Gee what a coincidence. WHAT A SHOCK. Who ever would have guessed? This makes YET ANOTHER 'wardrobe malfunction' suffered by a celebrity promoting their over-priced crap. In this case, a film. The difference however, unlike the VAST OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS is that Chloe Moretz didn't flash a 'private part' for the camera. Would you like to know why not? IT'S BECAUSE SHE IS ONLY SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. THAT'S WHY NOT. You see, her PR crew needed to devise a plan to get her teenage name associated with that infamous phrase and plastered all over the web free of charge without getting themselves or those who plaster the photos into trouble. This is what they came up with. The 'broken zipper' 'wardrobe malfunction'. Actually, just a claim of one. As a direct result, just like all the rest, they have saved a fortune over the cost of traditional advertising. See how this works? Now if Chloe Moretz would have been a little older, then WHAMMO! We all would have had YET ANOTHER lesson in biology. Get my drift?

Wake up people. We have been played for fools for nearly 11 years now. It's time to finally expose (no pun intended) these utterly predictable (no pun intended) 'wardrobe malfunctions' for what they truly are 99% of the time. OUTRIGHT LIES. CHEAP PUBLICITY STUNTS. THE DUMBING DOWN OF WESTERN SOCIETY FOR MAXIMUM PROFIT.

Now keep your eyes peeled and your ears open for Chloe's upcoming references to illnesses and/or injuries in order to 'cross market' commercial healthcare and her references to bodily functions, her 'emergencies' or difficulties controlling them. You still think I'm out there on that one? Well I'm not. If you're not already familiar with what I'm getting at, then look it up. It's a calculated strategy involving a popular sexual fetish. These people know EXACTLY what they are doing. Ch'Ching!

Iggy Azalea is dumbing down her own fans in order to get even more of their money. DON'T BUY HER OVER-PRICED CRAP.

Here we go again. Yet another over-paid celebrity pig has taken to the over-paid celebrity pig bandwagon of dumbing down her own fans and the rest of America for profit. Until recently, I had never even heard of Iggy Azalea. But after the alleged 'fall' from her stage made the news this past weekend, I decided to do a quick check. Sure enough, this up and coming celebrity tramp has already staged at least one 'wardrobe malfunction', she has already 'leaked' at least one video to the web, she has already endeared herself to the healthcare industry by staging at least one injury and making reference to a 'childhood illness', she has already made repeated references to 'pee' and the 'bathroom' and she has already conspired with another over-paid celebrity pig, Nikki Minaj, in order to stage some sort of bogus feud between them. There you have it. The utterly predictable pattern of ridiculous celebrity crap has reared it's ugly head again. This time, in the name of Iggy Azalea. Ch'Ching!

By the way, the pattern has been very similar with Nikki Minaj. In fact, she just staged yet another 'wardrobe malfunction' on Saturday. Just one night after Iggy Azalea staged her 'fall'.

This ridiculous pattern of steaming celebrity crap has become so incredibly predictable and annoying that I have decided to go out of my way to expose it for what it truly is.

The deliberate dumbing down of America for profit.

Here we go again.

The growing list of over-paid celebrity pigs who have DELIBERATELY flashed an ass, a breast, or a crotch for an unsuspecting live audience.

Never buy anything produced or endorsed by Justin Timberlake, the calculated pig who first introduced the world to the most annoying phrase of all time. The 'wardrobe malfunction'. Never buy any movie or CD featuring any of the following celebrities who have all staged these ridiculous events for the purpose of dumbing down their own fans:

Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Angie Harmon, Tara Reid, Lindsey Lohan, Beyonce, Nancy Grace, Eva Longoria, Selena Gomez, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Anne Hathaway, Mariah Carey, Sophia Vergara, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Adrienne Bailon, Britney Spears, LeAnn Rhimes, Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Katherine Heigl, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lily Allen, Jessica Alba, Kelly Rowland, Jessica Simpson, Tila Tequila, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lil Kim, Kate Hudson, Nicole Scherzinger, Brook Mueller, Kirsten Dunst, Sophie Marceau, Pamela Anderson, JWoww, Angelina Jolie, Bai Ling, Demi Lovato, Mischa Barton, Heidi Range, Bethenny Frankel, Kate Moss, Brook Hogan, Eva Mendes, Taylor Swift, Maria Fowler, Susan Surandon, Milla Jovovich, Rachel Ray, Audrina Partridge, Salma Hayek, Ragini Dwivedi, Toni Garrn, Kristen Bell, Kate Upton, Idina Menzel, Toni Braxton, Tamar Braxton, Olga Graf, Giuliana Rancic, Behati Prinsloo, Kendall Jenner, Sarah Geronimo, Nina Agdal, Kelly Brook, Iggy Azalea, Rita Ora, Rumer Willis, Jhene Aiko, Diva Cameron, Miranda Kerr, Sevyn Streeter, Robin Wright, Coco, Ciara, Shakira, Sinitta, Katrina Kaif, Tina Fey, Geri Halliwell, Blake Lively, Jennifer Hawkins, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lawrence, Gayle King, Karlie Kloss, Bella Thorne and Dianna Agron.

That's right. Every last one of them have already flashed a breast, a crotch, or an ass for an unsuspecting crowd. In each and every case, the photos were plastered all over the media just in time to coincide with the promotion of a new movie, TV show, CD, concert tour, or some other product. Ch'Ching!

Of course, they were all 'embarrassed', 'humiliated', or 'devastated' by the 'wardrobe malfunctions'. Well, that's what they want their idiot fans to believe. Whatever it takes to get more of their money. As if they didn't have enough of it already.

In the case of Taylor Swift, the lie is especially obvious. She knows damn well that her concert material is protected by Federal Copyright law. It is illegal for anyone to record any portion of a concert performance without express permission. It has been for decades. Still, that lying pig went on a media blitz telling the world how 'embarrassed' she was to have stepped over a wind machine running full blast in front of a live crowd. Meanwhile, the cell phone video of her copyrighted material was being posted all over the web. The videos remain plastered to this day. If her claims of innocence and embarrassment were true, then she would have had those videos removed with one phone call. But she didn't. Why not?.

Because she had a new CD, a concert tour, and a particular brand of undergarment to promote. That's why not. Ch'Ching!.

Those of us who refuse to be fooled by these over-paid celebrity pigs over and over and over and over and over know that there are no more excuses for these outrageous and utterly predictable 'wardrobe malfunctions'. After all, the effects of gravity, momentum, wind, light, and tension are well understood by virtually everyone over the age of 8. In fact, these effects have been taken into careful consideration by the fashion and entertainment industries for decades. In addition, celebrities have assistants hired specifically for their ability to design, select, and custom fit outfits for each occasion. In other words, these things don't just happen by 'accident' over and over and over and over and over. Like I said, the excuses have all run out. These outrageous events are obviously staged for publicity.

Two more notable examples:

http://theseridiculouseventsarestaged.blogspot.com/2014/07/idina-menzel-staged-her-wardrobe.html (also explains why she peed herself on stage and then ran her mouth about it )

http://theseridiculouseventsarestaged.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-nancy-grace-wardrobe-malfunction-on.html

The over-paid celebrity pig trend hasn't run it's course yet. No way in hell. It won't until they are no longer able to profit from it. In the meantime, the over-paid celebrity pigs and their sold-out lying pig entertainment reps like Bonnie Fuller, Amanda Michelle Steiner, Michelle Teddar, Olivia Elgart, Allison Takeda, Madeline Boardman, Claire Peetz, Justin Ravitz, Esther Lee, Rachel McRady, Nicole Eggenberger, Gabrielle Chung, Anthony Bond, Samantha Carter, Mario Armando Lavandeira (Perez Hilton) and many more will implement a number of strategies in their ongoing attempts to milk (no pun intended) this ridiculous trend for all it's worth. To perpetuate the deliberate dumbing down of America and the world for profit.

The 'wardrobe malfunction', the narrowly avoided 'wardrobe malfunction', the windy 'wardrobe malfunction', the history of 'wardrobe malfunctions', the steps taken to prevent 'wardrobe malfunctions', the excuses for 'wardrobe malfunctions', the causes of 'wardrobe malfunctions', ect. They will never stop with this 'wardrobe malfunction' CRAP until their chances to profit from it are ruined. Until the ignorant fans of the world finally realize that they are being played for fools.

Lets finally do once and for all what should have been done way back in 2004. Lets get the most annoying phrase of all time, the 'wardrobe malfunction', exposed for what it truly is 99% of the time.

A LIE.

Kelly Ripa, Brad Pitt, Rachael Ray, Ellen Degeneres, and Dr Phil all use the ILLUSION of good will to sell more over-priced CRAP.

This is another re-post from 2011. It's relevant today because all of the above and many more continue to use the illusion of good will to sell more over-priced crap.

Forum Post: Filthy disgusting rich celebrities like Kelly Ripa, Brad Pitt, Rachael Ray, Ellen Degeneres, and Dr Phil have been using the illusion of 'good will' to sell more overpriced crap. DON'T FALL FOR IT.

Posted 2 years ago on Nov. 7, 2011, 9:45 a.m. EST by ModestCapitalist (2342) This content is user submitted and not an official statement

I am going to post a few entries below. They begin to explain how celebrities try to dumb you down by using 'good will', humor, and psychological tricks to get your money.

Of all their tricks, the fake 'good will' offends me the most. For example: Everyone knows how incredibly expensive health care is in the US. It's downright obscene. The industry is still making record high profits. But they are too greedy to pay for their own research and development. So they affiliate with celebrities like Kelly Ripa and use the illusion of 'good will' to trick you into buying overpriced crap like super high end Electrolux appliances. In this marketing trick, they promise to donate $1 to the health care industry. Later, they will claim the tax deduction. The $1 goes to the health care industry so they don't have to dip into their record high profits for research and development.

Any breakthroughs made are for treatment only. Not cures. Treatment is incredibly profitable so that is what they focus on. Treatment only. There have been virtually no cures discovered in decades. Also, the treatment is not 'given' back to the people who donate money for research and development. It is SOLD back to the people for maximum profit.

In this video, Kelly Ripa teams up with her NBC sponsor Electrolux to get your money and maximize profits for Electrolux and the health care industry. The parent company of NBC, GE, is the largest producer of medical imaging equipment in the world. They are also the biggest corporate tax evader on the planet. Its a sham.

DON'T FALL FOR IT.

Please read my other entries below. There are a lot of tricks being played on you by executives and celebrities. You should know about them if you haven't already noticed.

As far as health goes, of course I want all of you to be healthy. Take care of yourselves, eat relatively healthy, try to keep your weight reasonable, get some sort of exercise every day, stretch several times a day, and see a chiropractor if you have any kind of joint/muscle pain.

Don't use any pharmaceutical until after you've done research on the potential side-effects.

Watch the video but don't fall for the BS. Don't be fooled by Kelly Ripa's fake smile or her fake 'good will'. Don't buy anything from Electrolux. It's way too damn expensive. After all, they are paying Kelly Ripa millions just to run her mouth. Let the health care industry pay for their own research and development. After all, they are still making RECORD PROFITS.

The video has been removed. It may still be searchable.

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CNN 'Heroes' hosted by Anderson Cooper is a COMMERCIAL FOR OVER-PAID CELEBRITY PIGS.

This is another re-post from 2011. It's still relevant because Anderson Cooper, CNN, and the entertainment industry have been running the same scam every year. They will probably do so again this December. They can't do ANYTHING truly noble. There is ALWAYS an ulterior motive. It is ALWAYS about selling another batch of over-priced celebrity CRAP.

Forum Post: Anderson Cooper, Miley Cyrus, Kid Rock, and all the producers behind the new CNN show 'heroes' are pigs. THEY ARE FILTHY ROTTEN BIG BUSINESS PIGS. THEY DID EXACTLY AS I SAID THEY WOULD DO. Exactly as they ALWAYS do. It was just another marketing trick.

Posted 2 years ago on Dec. 12, 2011, 2:22 p.m. EST by ModestCapitalist (2342) This content is user submitted and not an official statement

The day before yesterday, I promised all of you that CNN would use their new show about 'ordinary people' heroes as yet another excuse to plug their army of filthy disgusting rich fake humanitarian celebrity pigs. All of which are promoting new CDs, movies, tours, ect. ITS ALWAYS ABOUT MARKETING.

I just did some checking. They did exactly as I promised they would. Those 'ordinary people' were exploited. The entire show was just another gimmick to sell product. Below is the exact entry I posted two days ago:

CNN. The Celebrity News Network. What a bunch of rotten sold-out pigs. It's bad enough that they constantly praise celebrities for their bogus fake humanitarian crap every time they have a new movie, show, CD, fashion line, or some other over-priced crap to promote. All while COMPLETELY IGNORING the record high concentration of wealth that filthy rich celebrities represent. That's bad enough.

But now, they have the nerve to hype up a new show about 'heroes' and claim that its about ordinary people. It's not. It should be but it's not.

IT SHOULD BE BUT ITS NOT. Those 'ordinary people' are being exploited for ratings and PR. How do I know this? That's easy.

The show will be hosted by Anderson Cooper. The CNN poster boy. His face appears on every single ad for the show. EVERY SINGLE ONE. That wasn't necessary. The show will be attended by the same filthy rich celebrity pigs that CNN commentators constantly praise for their bogus 'good will' fake humanitarian crap. That isn't necessary.

Mark my words: Those celebrity pigs won't be upstaged by 'ordinary people'. No way in hell. THEY REFUSE TO BE UPSTAGED BY ANYONE. They won't stay seated. They won't stay in the background. They have agreed to attend the show in part, to give the ILLUSION that they are humble and modest. They are not. They all have ulterior motives. Every single one of them.

Mark my words: Those filthy rich celebrities have already negotiated with CNN for their own airtime. Their faces will be shown OVER AND OVER AND OVER during the show itself. They will be mentioned by name and invited to appear on stage during the show.

FILTHY RICH CELEBRITY PIGS WHO ALL HAVE NEW PRODUCTS TO PROMOTE. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. THEY ALWAYS HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES. ITS AWAYS ABOUT MARKETING. ITS ALWAYS ABOUT PROMOTING THEMSELVES. THIS IS NO EXCEPTION. THEY CANT EVEN STEP ASIDE AND LET A FEW REAL HEROES HAVE THEIR OWN FUCKING DAY WITHOUT SHOWING THEIR ROTTEN CELEBRITY FACES. ITS A SHAM. ANOTHER ROTTEN MARKETING TRICK.

Of course, there will be scripted lines. The ordinary people were chosen in part, for their willingness to show love for their favorite celebrities or fake it for the camera. Of course, there will be celebrity praise. Maybe, even fake tears. Just remember: Commercial airtime is incredibly valuable. Each minute of commercial airtime is worth six or seven figures. They aren't allocated unless there is a profit to be made. These shows don't just happen. They are carefully planned and rehearsed ahead of time. Every single participant has been coached on what to do and what to say. This includes the ordinary people. Most of whom probably don't realize that they are being exploited by CNN. The Celebrity News Network.

CNN. It's bad enough that they constantly praise filthy rich celebrity pigs for their bogus fake humanitarian crap. They even devoted an entire segment in December of '09' to Madonna and her now disgraced 'Raising Malawi' foundation. That's bad enough. But they can't even throw a bone to a few ordinary people without including a bunch of filthy rich fake humanitarian celebrity pigs.

ALL OF WHICH HAVE NEW PRODUCTS TO PROMOTE. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

It makes me sick.

Good will has become big business.

Thats what I posted two days ago. The show was taped last night. Now, if you search the phrase "CNN heroes", the very first photos to show up are of Miley Cirus. Ch'Ching!

How Oprah Winfrey, Ellen Degeneres, and Dr Phil, contributed DIRECTLY to collapse of the housing market. I'll give you a clue for starters. THEY GOT PAID FOR IT!

The first sub-prime loans were issued in 1994. It was a gimmick to sell more homes, artificially inflate the market, sell more homes at higher profits, foreclose on those who could not pay when the ARM rates readjusted, take their homes leaving them with nothing to show for their payments, resell the homes at a higher profit and so on. It was a cruel and calculated plan to sell more homes and artificially inflate the market. Those loans were incredibly profitable for well over a decade before the house of cards finally collapsed. In the meantime, bankers got richer along with the richest one percent who made off with higher dividends. It was a sham.

The biggest player in the game was Countrywide. Endorsed by Oprah Winfrey, Ellen Degeneres, and Dr Phil. If you have their shows from '04' to '06' on tape, watch them again. All three were paid millions specifically to endorse Countrywide by name. The biggest sub-prime player in the game. They issued more ARM loans than anyone else. Foreclosing on those who could not make their monthLy payments when the rates suddenly went through the roof. It was a cruel and calculated plan to sell more homes, artificially inflate the market, foreclose, and resell for a higher profit. The sham worked like a charm for 12 years before the house of cards finally fell in.

At this approximate time, the worthless paper was sold to unsuspecting investors.

So where did the money go? Again, it went to the rich. That's where. It went to the rich for approximately 12 years uninterrupted until the market finally collapsed. The difference was simply lost in market value which again, was artificially increased to begin with.

By the way, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with if it weren't for the record high concentration of wealth and income. That underlying cause still hasn't been resolved and it never will be but the $780 billion dollar bank bailout in 2008 along with over a trillion in government stimulus since then has been keeping the economy on life support.

We do have the illusion of a recovery which is better than nothing short term but it's not a true recovery. The lower majority have not gained any ground whatsoever. Not one inch in terms of net worth or actual buying power. There will be no true recovery without a significant redistribution of wealth. If we are to keep treading water, then government stimulus will be necessary for years to come.

I don't see that happening. I fully expect another crash followed by another Great Depression. It will take place in the near future. Almost certainly within 5 years. Sooner and more severe if we end up with more conservative policies.

Either way, the resulting hardship will be endured almost entirely by the lower majority. Not the rich. Just like it was during the first Great Depression.

You may be asking yourself how we ever recovered from the first if what I say is true.

That's easy. Because of a massive infusion of new currency, government stimulus paid primarily to the low end, WWII, and higher taxes, primarily on the rich to help pay for it, we had a significant and absolutely necessary redistribution of wealth (double digits) from the early 40's to 1976. This final year was the best ever for the middle class. Most households had sufficient income on just one provider. They had home equity and money in the bank.

This was the recovery. A TRUE recovery. A partial redistribution of wealth.

Unfortunately, all of that progress has been reversed because of tax breaks for the rich and their golden corporate geese, the bloated PIG health care industry, the energy and finance industries, the entertainment industry, the corrupt government, and the dumbest generation of celebrity worshiping, pill popping, 'gotta have it', consumer junkie morons ever. Now, once again, we have the highest concentration of wealth in US history.

It can't work this way. We are on borrowed time and credit.

But never mind all of that. A stuck-up over-paid multi-hundred millionaire fake cowboy on steroids with a stuck-up over-paid multi-hundred millionaire wife is on tour again. Go buy a ticket using your $400 cell phone.

and keep your eyes peeled for the next publicity stunt. They are always staged shortly after he goes on tour.

Ellen Degeneres and Julia Roberts STAGED the bathroom prank in order to capitalize on the PEE fetish. IT WAS STAGED.

A re-post from 2012. It's relevant. Ellen Degeneres continues to dumb down her own fans. This is just one of many examples: DeGeneres Pranks Roberts on Tv Show

Post by Not a fan. (FF Visitor) » 13 Apr 2012 15:34

You can the read the full article at: http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Julia+Roberts-232856.html

Ellen knew damn well that Julia Roberts would claim to have peed her pants after Ellen pretended to hide in her bathroom and jumped out at her. It was just another ridiculous publicity stunt. Planned and rehearsed ahead of time. The show aired just days after Marie Osmond intentionally wet herself on the LAST DAY of her cruise ship gig and right around the time her new talk show gig was announced (Remember: This is the same celebrity, a veteran performer with decades of experience who pretended to faint on 'Faking Injuries With the Stars'.). It was just another elaborate and perverted publicity stunt. Similar to those of Fergie, Lady GaGa, Jennifer Lawrence, Kelly Clarkson, Kelly Ripa, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Snookie, Charlese Theron, Lisa Rinna (Charity my ****. Thats just the 'official' excuse.), Kristen Chenoweth, and dozens more over the last few years (Staged bladder issues and references to them are the latest trend. Its a very popular mainstream fetish. Extremely popular with gays and lesbians. It sells. Thats why they do it. Its also why dozens or hundreds of bladder, bathroom, incontinence, and adult diaper scenes have been written into so many movies and TV shows over the last few years.). I'm not trying to downplay the legitimate issues that some people suffer from. But those issues were never staged by celebrities, written into so many movies and TV shows, or exaggerated to such an outrageous extent until it became evident (probably from search phrases and site hits) just how popular the fetish and related fantasies had become. I have nothing against the popular fetish but I know a publicity/ratings stunt when I see one. THESE RIDICULOUS EVENTS ARE STAGED.

The industry insiders must really hate me. But there is only one way to make me shut up.

STOP DUMBING DOWN THE WORLD. ITS NOT RIGHT.

Not a fan. (FF Visitor)

Dancing With the Stars. FAKE DRAMA, FAKE ROMANCE, FAKE WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS, and other BIZARRE EVENTS all STAGED for PUBLICITY.

Another re-post from March of 2013.

Another season of DWTS and their FAKE EVERYTHING.

Here we go again. Another season of FAKE DRAMA, FAKE ROMANCE, FAKE WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS, and other BIZARRE EVENTS all STAGED for PUBLICITY.

Another season of FAKE INJURIES, FAKE ILLNESSES, repeated references to the SICK, the INJURED, the DISABLED, the AUTISTIC, and other excuses to mention COMMERCIAL HEALTH CARE.

 Another season of SURPRISE APPEARANCES by CELEBRITY PIGS with NEW ALBUMS, NEW MOVIES, or NEW TV SHOWS to promote.

Another season of repeated references to the TRAVEL INDUSTRY, LAS VEGAS, DISNEY WORLD or DISNEY LAND.

Another season of CALCULATED MASS MARKET BRAINWASH CRAP all scripted in advance and designed to make YOU the CONSUMER open your wallet, turn on the computer, or get in your car in order to support the PARENT COMPANY, the NETWORK SPONSORS, the COMMERCIAL PARTNERS, and the CELEBRITY PIGS who all have NEW PRODUCTS to promote.

Aside from all of the above, there will be some dancing.

Dancing With the Stars is one of the most grossly commercial and calculated mass media productions of all time. It's right up there with Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Every season is loaded wall to wall with mass marketing tricks. If you decide to watch, keep your guard up. Don't be the idiot consumer puppet they want you to be.

It's already begun. At least one 'star' that I know of so far has been reported to undergo 'knee surgery'. That's why he was chosen. His 'condition' will surely be hyped up along with the usual barrage of FAKE injuries and FAKE illnesses staged for the show. Whatever it takes to get those commercially affiliated health care plugs in. Whatever it takes to sell even more over-priced drugs and medical testing to an already brainwashed and debt ridden drug-and-doctor society. Ch'Ching!

DON'T FALL FOR IT YOU FXXXXXX MORONS!

It should have been clear to CNN and everyone else WAY AHEAD OF TIME that Madonna's 'Raising Malawi' charity was riddled with fraud and inefficiency.

This one is another re-post from December of 2009. It was posted long before Madonna's 'Raising Malawi' charity was finally reported to have wasted, squandered, or lost millions while accomplishing virtually nothing it promised. The charity did finally re-organize it's operation, secure MORE funding, and work with a number of more legitimate charities to help build a number of very small and modest schools in Malawi. That should have been the strategy from day one. But again, that would have been too boring for the Material Girl. Like Oprah Winfrey, Madonna wanted her multi-million dollar shrine. This entry was just one of many attempts I made to get through to Madonna's ignorant fans and supporters in the years leading up to the reported failure and reorganization of 'Raising Malawi'. I was a regular on the RM website until the option to comment was finally removed.

Part 1. December 2009..

I allege that Madonna is not the primary donor for the Raising Malawi foundation, the Success for Kids foundation, or any other. I allege that she is not even paying for the 'school' or the 'electricity' that she has already promised for Malawi. I allege that her claims of generosity are terribly misleading. PROOF: The Raising Malawi foundation was founded in '06' by Madonna and Michael Berg. This according to Madonna herself. In early '08', the Raising Malawi foundation issued a statement claiming to have raised 3.7 million along with Gucci from a single event. The money (net gain) was never accounted for however, the event itself was promoted and praised in the name of 'humanity'. Specifically, the Raising Malawi foundation. Around the same time, Madonna released a statement along with Raising Malawi promising to build a $15,000,000 'all girls' school in the impoverished country.

In October of '09', Madonna released a video pleading with her fans worldwide to support the Raising Malawi foundation along with a promise to 'match' any contributions made. There was no catch of any kind mentioned in that video. However, there have already been two disclaimers posted on the Raising Malawi website, which limit Madonna's total 'match' liability to $100,000 and $150,000 (Less than 1/10 of one percent of her own multi-hundred-million dollar fortune. Less than 2% of the total reported cost to complete the school in Malawi.). It was reported in November of '09', that Madonna secured a $7,000,000 donation from Brazil's richest man, multi-billionaire Eike Batista. This in order to meet a 'goal' of $10,000,000 for a new Success for Kids foundation. Which by the way, hasn't even been registered yet. Its also been reported that Madonna has 'raised' (Thats raised, not donated.) 5.5 million 'yearly' for the Raising Malawi foundation and that assets held were already in excess of $23,000,000 as of August. This was before the latest video in which Madonna pleads with her fans worldwide for more. Finally, Forbes has been publicizing an annual list of the 'most generous' or 'top giving' celebrities for at least several years that I know of (All greedy, over-demanding, over-paid, filthy-rich, obscene wealth concentrating hypocrites.). Even Rush Limbaugh made the list with contributions of just over $4,000,000. Madonna has never made the list. Not even once. Not even close.

I allege that the 3.7 million Raising Malawi claimed to have raised along with Gucci from a single event in early '08' (The grand opening of their new flagship store in New York.) has never been accounted for. I also allege that the Raising Malawi foundation didn't even register as a 'non-profit' until early '09'. PROOF: This has been reported several times by the mainstream media. Fox News did at least one segment on the story making reference to both allegations. The Insider made reference as well. Others have been made by lesser known media outlets. All of which could have been held liable if the specific claims were proven to be false. They were not. In fact, there were calls throughout '08' and '09' for some response on the part of Raising Malawi. There has been no answer. Not even to refute the claims. In August of '09' there was finally a report that Gucci had filed a 'timely' claim to have donated "just over" $3,000,000 to Raising Malawi but no 'net gain' has been reported or confirmed. There has been no report of related expenditures on the part of Raising Malawi and no indication of how any 'net gain' may have been spent. Not even on the Raising Malawi website. I also allege that no itemized progress/efficiency report has been posted by Raising Malawi for any time frame after three full years of fundraising and that they have still failed to earn a decent (or any) rating from any independent charity watchdog. PROOF: Again, Madonna herself claims to have founded Raising Malawi with Michael Berg in '06'. The 'impact' page makes vague references to 'progress' made to date with 'invaluble partners' operating in Malawi including over 20 seperate entities. Each of which have their own sources of funding. However, no indication is made what portion of that 'progress' was actually funded by Raising Malawi. Not one single cost is accounted for. There is no 'dollar in dollar out' report posted for any time frame. CharityWatch.org, CharityNavigator.org, and BBB.org (Better Business Bereau) are the most well known and thorough charity watchdogs evaluating and rating literally hundreds of non-profits (Although CharityNavigator.org is more forgiving in general. They also have a conflict of interest. They sell commercial ad space.). As of 12.27.09, no rating has been given for Raising Malawi. I realize that Raising Malawi didn't even register as a 'non-profit' until early '09' but they were founded in '06'. They started raising funds from day one. They have never explained why it took so long to register as a 'non profit'. They have still failed to open their books for review. Not for any charity watchdog anywhere and not even for their potential donors. There is no independent rating posted anywhere, no accreditation of any kind on the Raising Malawi site, and none given by phone (888-72-DONOR)..

I allege that although Raising Malawi appears to operate within the law as a 'non-profit' (Which means only that donations are not converted or payed directly to owners or shareholders.), there are ulterior motives, marketing gimmicks, and actual (real world) profits being made as a direct result. PROOF: There is a claim made on the Raising Malawi site that by purchasing the pendent shown on the homepage, you actually support the 'non-profit' foundation. However, the phrase "shop now", which is actually an active link, takes you directly to a specific page of an online 'for profit' entity where very expensive high-end jewelry is sold. The option is present to purchase not only the specific piece from which profits are donated, but also the entire line. You could literally spend $100,000 on that site with not a single dime going to charity of any kind. Simply by skipping the option to purchase the pendant shown and purchasing other items instead. These are the very same items sold at high end retail outlets around the world. Which just happen to be posted right there onsite. Also on the Raising Malawi site, there is an option to purchase the 'I am because we are' DVD. There have been claims made by Madonna that she produced the DVD in an attempt to make people 'aware' of Malawi. However, the price listed on the subsequent page is right around average for any Hollywood blockbuster. In fact, you could actually find a better deal elsewhere. Again, the devil is in the details (Which you are not expected to consider.). The active link takes you directly to another 'for profit' entity where DVDs are sold 'for profit'. No specific claim is made on either site that profits are donated anywhere. Not even for the 'I am because we are' DVD. In addition, Madonna actually founded Semtek Films. Another 'for profit' entity which has also mass produced several other projects, starring, directed, or written by Madonna. Finally, it is well known that profits for mass produced DVDs are in general, astronomical.

Part 2. December 2009..

I have just posted solid evidence to support several of the most serious allegations I have made against Madonna and the Raising Malawi foundation. In addition, I allege that like many other big celebrity/big business foundations, Raising Malawi to date has been inefficient and riddled with corruption. Actually charging private jet rides, super exclusive 5 star accomodations, and other unnecessary perks directly to the 'non-profit' foundation itself. I fully expect Success for Kids and any other 'charity' closely affiliated with Madonna to operate the same way. Effectively giving Madonna and others the privelage to travel this mostly poor, but beautiful world free of charge. Flying, dining, bathing, and sleeping 'First Class' in some of the most exotic locations and exclusive resorts in the world. Which in another example of profound injustice, just happen to exist and operate in some of the poorest. Even Africa. Even Brazil. In most cases, the vast overwhelming majority of locals can't even hope to afford such accomodations for a single day. They find it difficult enough just to survive. But Madonna (Currently worth over $325,000,000 and counting.), not only can, but does take full advantage of such injustice. Not only concentrating even more of the world's wealth and thereby causing more poverty, but fully exploiting the non-profit laws more for her own good than anything else. Although I admit making some of these later allegations by reading between the lines, I feel strongly that they will be proven in time. .

Mark my words: The Raising Malawi foundation has been operating much like any established government for over three years. Basically within the law but riddled with corruption. Of course, I don't have their books. I can't tell you what specific accomodations were made for Madonna in Malawi when she flew in to plant a tree (photo-op) in October. I can't tell you where she stayed for that week, what exotic food she ate, what karat of gold she sat on to expel her waste, or what exclusive brand of tissue was flown in for her to wipe with. I can not tell you how much any of it cost. But I can assure you that it was all covered in the name of 'humanity'. There will be many more private jet rides and super exclusive accomodations for Madonna provided in some of the most exotic locations in the world. Not noble, necessary, or efficient by any stretch of the imagination. Still, these incredibly expensive perks will be demanded by Madonna and payed for by those foolish enough to support her 'good will'. Of course, there will be more free publicity and further profits made with each and every 'humanitarian' effort. Which as usual, will be publicized at critical (commercial) moments in time. Which again, is the very motive to begin with. This is what 'charity' has become all too often in this world of Earth shattering greed, vanity, and hypocrisy. Good Will has become Big Business.

Kristen Chenoweth, Farah Alvin, and Halle 'Hit and Run' Berry all STAGED their head injuries for publicity.

This is another re-post from MSN. It's about two years old. It reads for itself:.

Not a fan. Jul 23, 2012 6:41AM.

About 12 days ago, Kristin Chenoweth was reported to suffer a minor head injury on the set of her TV show. So minor, that there was no physical evidence to support the claim. No one else was reported to be injured. Only Chenoweth. The star. Commercial intervention was sought and publicized. The report was plastered all over the media. This is the same Kristin Chenoweth that was reported to suffer from a 'migraine headache' immediately after an awards show just last year in which she won an award for 'best supporting actress'. Commercial intervention was sought and publicized. The report was plastered all over the media well before the re-broadcast. There was no physical evidence to support either claim..

About 10 days ago, Farah Alvin was reported to suffer a minor head injury during rehearsal on the set of her Broadway show. So minor, that there was no physical evidence to support the claim. No one else was reported to be injured. Only Alvin. One of the stars. Commercial intervention was sought and publicized. The report was plastered all over the media..

About 7 days ago, Halle Berry was reported to suffer a minor head injury on the set of her latest movie. So minor, that there was no physical evidence to support the claim. No one else was reported to be injured. Only Berry. The star. Commercial intervention was sought and publicized. The report was plastered all over the media. This is the same Halle Berry previously reported to have 'wardrobe malfunctions' right around the time her commercial products go into production or distribution..

The similarities in the three cases above reported within a span of 7 days are striking to say the least. Here are two more to consider: In all three cases, the shows were plugged by name thousands of times in a matter of hours within reports published on air and online without one penny being invested in commercial ad space. In all three cases, the single most common commercial sponsor of the broadcast entertainment industry (health care) was plugged thousands of times in a matter of hours within reports published on air and online without one penny being invested in commercial ad space..

I've said it many times and I will say it many more:.

THESE RIDICULOUS EVENTS ARE STAGED..

Now, Tara Reid has been reported to suffer from some sort of stomach condition. Again, its the sort of claim that can be made with no real proof. Within hours of the alleged incident, Reid was already on her phone making the alleged details known. Again, commercial intervention was sought and publicized. The report has already been plastered all over the media without one penny being invested in commercial ad space. This is the same Tara Reid known to have 'wardrobe malfunctions' right around the time her commercial products go into production or distribution. Although this latest alleged health related incident involving a currently promoted celebrity isn't obviously staged like the others, there is one more very similar detail to consider:.

Her latest DVD was just released last week..

Coincidence? Well, I'm not Reid's doctor, friend, colleague, or family member. I have no inside information to go on. But I know a pattern when I see one. These reports being plastered all over the media as we type will ultimately serve no purpose other than to plug the Hollywood pig's movies and of course, commercial health care..

Check my previous 200+ comments. I've explained in detail why I'm not a fan.

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Judge Judy Sheinlin is another over-paid self-righteous WACKO celebrity snob.

This one is another re-post from 2005. It's even more true today..

Judge Judy. What a stuck-up over-paid self-righteous wacko snob..

Fake Judge Judy. What a snob. What a stuck-up, over-paid, over-confident, self-righteous, PMS bitch..

Public figures have an obligation to think before they open their mouth. Judge Judy seems unaware of that obligation. I'll start with the concept that one sex matures faster than the other. I can destroy that myth with 4 simple words. TEENAGE PREGNANCY. ARMED FORCES. It takes 2 fools to get a teenager pregnant. I'm sure we can all agree that the GIRL has to be 1 of them. We live in a time of crisis. Men and women right out of high school are in harms way as we speak. Agree or not with the war, those men and women are following orders. The vast majority serve with honor. Many have already given their lives for a greater cause. If it weren't for their sacrifice, then Judy Sheinlin never would have had the opportunity to play Judge on a TV show and reap 500 times the pay of a true hero..

Still, she has the nerve to judge those heroes and the rest of us almost entirely on our sex. How dare that stuck up bitch rate her personal preference over the other? It just doesn't make any sense. Nature created men and women differently. Millions of years ago. Both sexes were given the ability to reproduce around the same age. Both were given specific roles defined by nature. So if 1 sex matures faster than the other, then how did we survive this long? Who did the hunting? Who cared for the children? We were designed for an environment that no longer exists. Judge Judy's theater was not part of that environment. We survived long enough to create modern society. Screwed up as its become, you can't blame it on 1 sex or the other. Men fight. They also build. Women gossip. They also raise children. Both have their faults. Both are subject to influence that nature never intended for us (Like the ignorant words of a TV judge.). Both face a daily struggle. Their roles have been redefined for a screwed up society. Some adapt very well. Others don't. That's about it. 1 sex DOES NOT mature any faster than the other. It amazes me that a self-proclaimed genius with a lifetime of experience would say something so incredibly stupid. That comment alone should disqualify her as a judge..

The same goes for her claim to tell truth from lie by looking at one's eyes. If she truly had such an amazing gift, then why would she waste it on petty little nickel and dime disputes over broken cell phones and dead fish? Why not use it to interview suspected child abductors? Adults lie all the time. Some much better than others. This is why police interrogations often take hours. Not minutes. That bitch is too stuck up to understand or forgive human nature. Especially the quirky aspects. Her wise-ass attitude makes people nervous. Nervous people are less able to present their cases effectively. They are more likely to forget or confuse important details. They are more likely to have shifty, watering eyes. They are more likely to hesitate or stumble as they search for the right words. Especially with the cameras running and the judge ready to humiliate them for any mistake. In fact, that bitch DELIBERATELY confuses people with uncommon terminology (libation) and trick questions (Was there an arrest?). That bitch treats litigants like side-show freaks and then claims to be a human lie detector. Her first priority seems to be to convince everyone in the audience that she is by far, the most intelligent. She is not. That bitch makes herself out to be infallible. She is not. She misunderstands explicit testimony, misquotes the litigants, and then refuses to accept any clarification. I've seen it several times. Whenever she's proven wrong, she backs her way out of it with double-talk. She blew any credibility out her rank ass with the first courtroom joke. Her OBVIOUS motive to entertain the TV audience is A CONFLICT OF INTEREST. IT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN A COURTROOM..

What a freak show. I refer to the judge. Not the litigants. The stupid jokes are incredibly predictable. The same goes for the references to her watch (As if justice were of any priority.). The same goes for the removal of her glasses for the camera (Something tells me that she doesn't even need them. If the bitch can afford 6 figures worth of face lift, then she can afford to get her eyes fixed.). I don't know how many episodes there have been, but I've seen about 20. There is obviously something shady going on behind the scenes. Free accommodations? Minimum payouts win or loose? I don't know. There must be some incentive for people to let such a wacko hear their case. Otherwise, the defendants would rarely show up. I wouldn't let that PMS bitch decide ownership of my dog's bone. I've been in court plenty. As a juvenile and as an adult. Criminal and civil. I've been ruled for and against. Still, I have enough respect to behave in a courtroom. In each and every case, I was treated with respect. The witnesses were treated with respect. Not necessarily by the attorneys, but ALWAYS by the judge. THATS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE. I've never once seen a judge treat a litigant or witness like garbage. Or motion to them as if they were a 4 year old. Or tell a stupid joke at their expense. Or make an insulting reference to their weight, hair, clothing, sex life, or intelligence. Not in a LEGITIMATE court of law..

Judge Judy has some smarts. I'll give her that. But that doesn't qualify her to be a judge. Even with her knowledge of the law, she is still unqualified. She just doesn't have the objective, rational, level headed, state of mind to do the job right. Her stuck-up, deliberately comic, over-confident, sexist, PMS attitude should be a deal breaker. It has no place in a courtroom. It might have gotten her female votes many years ago and TV ratings but that's all. She has ZERO credibility. What a self righteous, hypocrite bitch. "Why would a man accept (unearned or unnecessary) financial support from a woman?" That's easy. FOR THE SAME REASON A FAKE TV JUDGE WOULD ACCEPT 7 FIGURES TO SETTLE PETTY LITTLE BACKYARD SQUABBLES. THE SAME REASON A FAKE TV JUDGE WOULD SELL OUT OUR LEGAL SYSTEM AND THE VERY CONCEPT OF JUSTICE FOR ENTERTAINMENT. GREED. GOD DAMN SPOILED ROTTEN BLACK HEARTED GREED. Without the slightest regard for the wake of destruction. It would not surprise me to hear of a litigant lashing out in a big way after being humiliated for the TV ratings. Judge Judy is just one more example of whats wrong with our society.

The Hallmark Channel's Christmas movies are LOADED with commercial brainwash plots.

This one is another re-post from December of 2013..

The Hallmark Channel's 12 new Christmas movies. READ THIS..

I just can't stand by and let the Hallmark Channel get away with loading their 12 new Christmas movies with commercial brainwash plots. No, they aren't the Christmas 'gift' sort of plots you might expect this time of year. The plots I'm referring to are much more calculated..

Of course, the producers of these 12 new movies, like those of all TV shows and movies produced over the last decade or so have been ordered to serve the interests of network sponsors, corporate partners, public figures, and parent companies. They have been ordered to do so by brainwashing you, the viewer..

Below are a few ugly truths which you should keep in mind when you watch these 12 new Christmas movies or any TV show produced over the last decade or so..

The rich on average are not struggling to maintain their incomes or net worth. Not by any stretch of the imagination. The exact opposite is happening. On average, they continue to reap a larger share of US household income and net worth each year. The richest 1% of households currently reap over 24% of all personal income in America. Their household incomes have risen on average year after year while household incomes for the lower 95% have been falling. This is true even after taxes. Its a direct correlation. The richest 1% currently own more than 1/2 of ALL financial wealth in America (account balances, stocks, bonds, ect). Most doctors and full time investors are members of the 1% club. They are not middle class. They are among the richest 1%. Don't let any scene within these 12 new movies or any other show lead you to believe otherwise..

The richest 1% on average contribute a much lower percentage of their incomes to charity than the average middle class American. When corporations and public figures 'give back', they do so for publicity. Usually, at critical (commercial) moments in time. That is, when they have a new product to promote. Often, within days of the release or premier. It's tax deductible and far less expensive than traditional advertising. By doing so, they save millions over that traditional cost, divert our attention from bottom line profits and lead people to believe that by buying the products of these corporations and public figures, they actually make the world a better place. That's just not true. In fact, the charitable 'foundations' of these corporations and public figures rarely earn good ratings from any independent charity watchdog. They are often run more like PR firms. Many of the causes they claim to stand for actually suffer because of corporate business practices and the ongoing trend of wealth concentration. Don't let any scene within these 12 new movies or any other show lead you to believe otherwise..

Banks do not grant Christmas wishes. If they can repossess your home legally and they can do so for a profit, they will. Don't let any scene within these 12 new movies or any other show lead you to believe otherwise..

Thousands of doctors and hundreds of hospitals, nursing homes, and home care providers across the country have been caught misleading, abusing, or overcharging their patients and coverage providers. Several of the largest and most profitable drug companies have been caught falsifying research results, understating life threatening side-effects, bribing doctors, and illegally marketing drugs for 'off label' uses not approved by the FDA. These unethical and illegal practices cost patients and coverage providers billions of dollars each and every year. Tens of thousands of lives have been lost because of these unethical and illegal practices. Fraud and mistreatment within the health care industry is an ongoing trend and it's getting worse. Don't let any scene within these 12 new movies or any other show lead you to believe otherwise..

Prescription drug overdose is now the leading cause of accidental death in the United States. This didn't happen overnight. They have been prescribed far more often than necessary for many years. They still are. The side-effects often mimic the symptoms of actual disease or disorder leading to misdiagnosis by doctors who are too sold-out or careless to rule out those side-effects. They are often debilitating or fatal. Don't let any scene within these 12 new movies or any other show lead you to believe otherwise..

Beware, commercial brainwash plots are written into nearly every scene of nearly every show in order to divert your attention and prevent you from understanding the ugly truths above. They are written very well. They are intended to leave you with false impressions resulting in higher sales and profits for network sponsors, corporate partners, public figures, and parent companies. These plots have been written into all 12 of the new Christmas movies currently being shown on the Hallmark Channel.

The Nancy Grace 'wardrobe malfunction' on DWTS, like the others was STAGED.

This one is a re-post from another site in response to the 'wardrobe malfunction' staged by Nancy Grace and her DWTS partners in crime. It's from 2011. Yes, even then, I was fed up to my eyeballs with this outrageous CRAP..

Jesus gxx dxxx fxxxxxx christ already. How many years and how many supposed ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ does it take before these new era celebrities and producers grow a brain and learn the very basics of physics and fashion? Are we really expected to believe that super natural forces and poltergeists were unleashed from their slumber during the Super Bowl ’04′ half-time show and have been targeting female celebrities around the world on a daily or weekly basis ever since? And that these forces and poltergeists prefer to strike unsuspecting female celebrities in the opening days of commercially produced mass media presentations or just about the time their latest movie, book, CD, DVD, scent, or fashion line hits the market? Are we still expected to believe that these female celebrities are embarrassed when they are stricken by these forces and poltergeists? If so, then why have they failed to devise any sort of strategy to avoid them? Do these female celebrities not understand the phenomenons of gravity, momentum, wind, and light? What about the designers? What about the show producers? After seven years of havoc wreaked by these evil forces, how is it that those most likely to be stricken still fail to consider the possibility ahead of time? Final question: After nearly seven years, how in the name of all that is logical can the masses still be so incredibly dumb, gullible, and naive? Jesus gxx dxxx fxxxxxx christ already. IT WAS STAGED..

Part 2..

Ok. Consider this. Let’s say that I show up at the local park wearing nothing but a pair of loose nylon running shorts (the style form the ’70′s that had virtually no inseam) and a tank top. I decide to do jumping jacks in a crowded family area and my dxxx hangs out for all to see. Would that be a ‘wardrobe malfunction’. Would there be anything that I could have done to avoid it? Perhaps wear underwear? Perhaps longer shorts? Perhaps a little precaution out of respect for others? Would you Grace supporters forgive me as quickly as you forgive her? Of course, it was staged. Give it some thought already. A heavy set woman with large breasts was scheduled to bounce up and down in a low cut push-up style dress on national TV. There was no seven second editing delay. The nipple was shown to all those viewing on the east coast. Just briefly enough to avoid massive fines (Wait and see.). There are only two possibilities. Either it was staged or everyone involved is a fxxxxxx idiot without even the most basic understanding of physics. Gravity and momentum in particular. Those of you who still think it was an accident should be as embarrassed as Nancy pretends to be. And all the others from Jackson to Reid to Rowling to Longoria to Swift to Lopez to Gomez to Gaga to Coco and those who have their own ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ planned for next week. I for one will not be made a fool of by filthy rich celebrity pigs who want my money or commercial friendly feedback. I have nothing against the human body. Not even large human bodies. But I don’t believe that national TV is the proper place to expose breasts. And I will not fall for a calculated publicity stunt. IT WAS STAGED.

Mass hysteria. A nation of hypochondriac drug and doctor medical testing junkies. It's no accident.

The entertainment and health care industries are affiliated in a big way. They are working together to keep America stupid. They have been for well over a decade..

Be aware of commercial brainwash plots on TV. They are written into nearly every scene of nearly every show. Most cater to network sponsors, coorporate partners, and parent companies. Especially commercial health care. In particular, high profit pharmaceuticals and excessive medical testing. These plugs are countless, calculated, and VERY well written. They have commercial brainwashing down to a science. DON'T FALL FOR IT..

Get off the couch and take care of your own body the way nature intended. There is no substitute. If you must see a doctor, then DEMAND that he/she give you more than 5 minutes of their undivided attention. Otherwise, dispute their unreasonable charges. Be prepared with written questions about your condition and get them answered one at a time. If they refuse, then dispute their unreasonable charges. If they prescribe excessive medical testing, then ask if they personally own the equipment or if they are paid a commission for each test. If they find nothing new or signifigant, then dispute their unreasonable charges. If they prescribe a pharmaceutical, then ask for a generic. Better yet, concider a change in lifestyle or simple tolerance. If they still recommend the name brand pharmaceutical, then ask about any financial ties or conflict of interest. If they get offended, then dispute their unreasonable charges and consider a new doctor..

If you must drug away your sniffles, worries, jitters, aches, and pains, then at least do your homework. Be aware of the possible side-effects ahead of time. Don't be surprised to find yourself back a week or two later feeling worse. In which case, you should dispute their unreasonable charges. If you are diagnosed with another medical condition, then ask your doctor what he/she has done to rule out those possible side-effects. Otherwise, dispute their unreasonable charges. Don't let any greedy doctor treat you like a number, make you wait an hour, or rush you out of their office. Otherwise, dispute their unreasonable charges..

Don't fall for this CRAP that doctors have no choice but to over-book their time or over-charge their patients because of a high overhead. ITS A LIE. YOUR DOCTOR IS MOST LIKELY A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE. The same goes for their bogus claim to over-test so many of their patients because they are afraid of missing something and being sued for it. THAT IS ANOTHER FLAT-OUT LIE. Afterall, if this were true, then it would only explain some of the unnecessary testing. NOT THE OBSCENE CHARGES. It also wouldn't explain their own financial ties directly to the manufacturers of said testing equipment. Thats right. Most doctors hold stock in the very same companies that produce that equipment. Its another conflict of interest. So don't fall for their CRAP. Demand their undivided attention and respect. Afterall, they took an oath..

If you have the opportunity before being admitted, then check the record of your hospital. Check to see if they have been investigated or sued for providing unnecessary treatment, excessive medical testing, or fraudulent billing. Dozens have already been caught doing so. Do all of the above regardless of your coverage. Don't force your employer or insurance provider to cover the obscene and often fraudulent charges of a corrupt health care industry. By doing so, you make the problem worse. -2005.

-Damn right it's getting worse. It was bad 8 years ago. It's even worse today..

One more piece of advice. Demand copies of each medical test result. That means each X-Ray, MRI, EKG, ultrasound, blood test and everything else. Then do your own research on those test results. If you've been told that you have bone spurs, little or no cartilage in a particular joint then check for yourself. If you've been told that your blood test results are positive for any sort of 'disease', then check for yourself. Don't mistake evidence of abnormal protein or antibody activity as evidence of 'disease'. Your doctor should have already told you that such evidence may also indicate a drug-related side effect or your bodies attempt to compensate for it..

Beware: Doctors are notorious for misleading their patients about test results. If they are being straight with you, then they should have no problem with your request for copies of those results. There may be a charge but it's your right to have them.

The 'audio meltdown' on WGN was STAGED.

7 or 8 years ago, I started ripping on the 'Today' show for their incredibly predictable barrage of 'technical difficulties'. Incidents which are not actually 'difficult' at all. They are simply staged several times each week in order to make the show more interesting to millions of Americans who have a growing, almost obsessive interest in all things bizarre, humorous, unexpected, awkward, or dramatic..

These 'difficulties' are often staged for the purpose of broadcasting sights and sounds intended to leave the viewers under the impression that although riddled with daily issues and events more and more bizarre, humorous, unexpected, awkward, or dramatic in nature, the 'Today' show is real, live, spontaneous, fun, and sincere. Not at all scripted, contrived, rehearsed, or otherwise calculated for maximum profit..

In other words, the 'Today' show is just like the 'Kardashian' show, 'Duck Dynasty', 'Honey Boo Boo', and virtually every other 'reality' show on the air today. FAKE FAKE FAKE. Sure, the producers of these shows get lucky once in a great while and get something 'real' on camera to exploit for higher ratings but for the most part, these shows are much like Angelina Jolie's rack, and her personality for that matter..

Synthetic. The polar opposite of real..

I am disgusted with the very concept of passing anything fake or insincere off as real or genuine for the purpose of entertainment or profit. It is downright immoral. That alone has become so incredibly common the world over that I no longer have an ounce of faith in reform..

But when I stop to consider just how many of my fellow citizens continue to open wide each morning, ready and willing to swallow the crap being shoveled in their faces and how incredibly futile it is to hope that any of them will ever do any different, it aggravates me in such a profound way that I seriously consider removing myself from this society..

Jesus God dxxx fxxxxxx Christ you blithering idiots of America. Wake the fxxx up already. Do it now you pathetic herd of consumer junkie morons. GROW FXXXXXX BRAINS..

The 'audio meltdown' on WGN was just another morning show publicity stunt. Like those on the 'Today' show, every other talk show, and every fake 'reality' show, it was carefully planned ahead of time. It was broadcast for the purpose of making you, the viewer, THE CONSUMER, even dumber than you already are..

IT WAS STAGED.

THE PENIS ON FOX DENVER WAS AIRED DELIBERATELY FOR PUBLICITY.

For those of you who don't know already, the penis on FOX Denver earlier this year was aired deliberately. It was just one of many outrageous publicity stunts in the ongoing war for shock/drama/humor ratings on network television. I actually called FOX Denver and spoke with the general manager to let him know what I thought of their little publicity stunt and to ask if they had been contacted regarding a possible fine. He would not give me an answer. The man is a COWARD..

My hunch is that they aired the penis just long enough to be noticed by thousands but not long enough to result in a massive fine. In other words, they planned the obscene event ahead of time to seem like just another 'accident' on live TV. Thus avoiding a massive fine. This has become the strategy of those networks who seek publicity by showing what they are not allowed by law to broadcast..

I'll give you a few recent examples just from memory. The Nancy Grace 'wardrobe malfunction', one or more of the multiple Olympics 'wardrobe malfunctions', the Nikki Minaj 'wardrobe malfunction', the Khloe Kardashian 'wardrobe malfunction', the multiple 'F-Bombs', the 'C-word', and the 'All Up In My Snatch' book cover. All broadcast on live TV. Just long enough to be noticed by thousands and make the internet for publicity but not long enough to result in massive fines..

See how this works?.

Those of you who don't mind having your intelligence insulted every single day, go ahead and watch FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, and all the other networks for the next outrageous publicity stunt (fake laughing fit, fake technical difficulties, fake meltdown, fake bladder issue, staged wardrobe malfunction, fake practical joke, fake injury or illness, improper image, ect). The rest of you, those who are sick of what television has become, CRAP, turn the channel, turn off the TV, and STOP SUPPORTING THEIR SPONSORS..

If you want to let FOX Denver have a piece of your mind or ask who was responsible for that offensive image or inquire about a fine that will never come, go ahead and call the following numbers for FOX Denver:.

Main line: 3O3-595-3l3l. Tip line: 3O3-566-7575. Newsroom: 3O3-566-76OO..

Hopefully, a few of you will. In the meantime, every last one of us are being played for fools..

DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT. STOP SUPPORTING THOSE SPONSORS.

Idina Menzel STAGED her 'wardrobe malfunction'. She also urinated on herself DELIBERATELY for publicity.

Big surprise. YET ANOTHER overpaid attention seeking celebrity PIG with a current product to promote has had the nerve to show up on a stage wearing a carefully selected and possibly rigged outfit in order to DELIBERATELY expose a breast or a significant portion of one for an unsuspecting live audience. This time, the overpaid attention seeking celebrity PIG is Broadway singer Idina Menzel. As you can see from the photos posted all over the web, Idina Menzel wore a low cut dress and a very unusual garment which clearly failed to prevent that which garments worn by female celebrities with products to promote stopped preventing in January of 2004.

Like many 'wardrobe malfunctions' that have been staged prior to this one, it does appear that Idina Menzel placed her breast inside that unusual garment very low in order to leave it partially exposed. Either that, or the garment was rigged to fail like many others worn by female celebrities with products to promote have been over the last 10 1/2 years. It is also obvious that Idina Menzel leaned back in a way intended to draw more attention to the issue, give the photographers and videographers a crystal clear shot, and possibly expose more of that breast for her unsuspecting audience. She made no attempt whatsoever at a subtle adjustment. Like many female celebrities with products to promote before her, she adjusted herself in a way to draw even more attention. Like several others before her, she had an assistant join her on stage in order to make the issue even more obvious to everyone. As if this wasn't enough, she made jokes, which had obviously been planned about the exposure. This, in order to plug her material and give the so called 'journalists' of the entertainment and news industries one more angle to cover.

Idina Menzel has attempted this sort of thing before. She has been photographed several times wearing loose or unsecured garments on stage and trying to manipulate them in order to expose herself. She came VERY close to flashing her unsuspecting audience on at least one previous occasion that I know of. This time, she made damn sure of it.

This is one of the most recent in a series of outrageous 'wardrobe malfunctions' obviously staged by female celebrities with products to promote over the last 10 1/2 years. They have become utterly predictable (no pun intended). Those of us who refuse to be fooled by these over-paid celebrity pigs over and over and over and over and over know that there are no more excuses for these outrageous and utterly predictable 'wardrobe malfunctions'. After all, the effects of gravity, momentum, wind, light, and tension are well understood by virtually everyone over the age of 8. In fact, these effects have been taken into careful consideration by the fashion and entertainment industries for decades. In addition, celebrities have assistants hired specifically for their ability to design, select, and custom fit outfits for each occasion. In other words, these things don't just happen by 'accident' over and over and over and over and over. Like I said, the excuses have all run out. These outrageous events are obviously staged for publicity.

This isn't the first or second time that Idina Menzel has made the news for something outrageous and obviously STAGED for publicity. Like Fergie, Lady Gaga, and Marie Osmond, Idina Menzel deliberately peed herself in front of a live audience just two or three years ago in order to have the incident reported all over the web. This outrageous behavior has become yet another trend within the entertainment industry. Like Fergie, Marie Osmond, Jennifer Lawrence, Lea Michelle, Snooki, Kris Jenner, and another dozen or more well known celebrities, mostly female, all of whom had products to promote, Idina Menzel made repeated references to the incident in several interviews.

Some of you who aren't already aware of what I am about to tell you may wonder why so many celebrities, mostly female, would be so willing to discuss their bodily functions publicly. Especially, any alleged failures to control said bodily functions. It's for the same primary reason that so many bizarre incidents involving bodily functions and failures to control them have been written into TV shows and movies over the last few years (Public Enemies, Babel, Two Broke Girls, Grey's Anatomy and many more.). It's done in part, to amuse or shock, on occasion to market incontinence products to those who have or pretend to have issues, but primarily to entertain and arouse tens of millions of viewers who have sexual fetishes for them. These fetishes involving bodily functions, accidents, incontinence, and diapers have become popular with straight men, gay men, and lesbians. Popular enough to be acknowledged by mainstream media several times that I know of (Howard Stern, Jerry Springer, Tyra Banks).

Rest assured, there will be many more outrageous and EASILY avoidable 'wardrobe malfunctions', issues with bodily functions, and other bizarre incidents STAGED and made reference to by celebrities with products to promote over the coming weeks, months, and years. They have become utterly predictable. But if you have an ounce of pride, don't let yourself be fooled again and again and again. For these over-paid, attention seeking celebrity pigs and all of the so called 'journalists' within the entertainment and news industries who report these STAGED events as 'accidents' WANT you to be dumb. For a dumb consumer is much easier to take advantage of. Ch'Ching!

By the way, love-sick Menzel fans, sold-out Menzel promoters, and lying entertainment reps. If you have the nerve to claim that Menzel's exposure on that stage was just another 'accident' like we've been told about the other 50+ 'wardrobe malfunctions' that I referred to in a previous entry posted on the web over a year ago, I'm going to tell you bullxxxx. If this was an 'accident', then like anyone else with functional nerve endings, Idina Menzel would have felt the difference IMMEDIATELY. She would have made the adjustment herself in a SUBTLE and PROFESSIONAL manner long before having an assistant join her onstage, thereby, making the situation incredibly obvious to EVERYONE. By the way, when that assistant is identified, I will rip on her by name for helping Idina Menzel STAGE that 'wardrobe malfunction', thereby dumbing down her own fans. In fact, I plan to rip on dozens of assistants and entertainment reps by name for their continued efforts to keep America stupid.

It's not that I have anything against the human body. But I do have something against those who intentionally dumb down America for their own personal gain. I've had it with all of them. In particular, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson for deliberately flashing an unsuspecting audience of men, women, and children back in 2004, for creating this ridiculous trend, and for introducing the entire developed world to the most annoying phrase of all time. The 'wardrobe malfunction' which again, is almost always, I'm typing 99% of the time, A LIE.

For those of you who still have doubts: Women, alter your bra or top significantly on one side exposing yourself. You will immediately feel the difference. Men, roll one sleeve up and leave the other down. You will immediately feel the difference. That's your functional nerve endings at work. We all have them. Like I said, the excuses have all run out. There are no invisible poltergeists or super-natural forces targeting mostly female celebrities with products to promote. The fashion industry hasn't forgotten the laws of physics or decades of experience designing garments to function in the real world. Hired assistants didn't suddenly become stupid back in January of 2004. Simple oversights aren't so incredibly predictable or timed so perfectly to coincide with commercial promotions, premiers, ect. Certainly not after TEN FULL YEARS. THE EXCUSES HAVE ALL RUN OUT. These outrageous events are obviously STAGED FOR PUBLICITY. It truly astonishes me that EVERYONE isn't aware of it by now.

IDINA MENZEL. YOU LYING OVER-PAID CELEBRITY PIG. I challenge you to grow up, set a much better example for yourself and the rest of your screwed up industry, show some respect for your fans, and rely solely on your talent from now on. No more staged 'wardrobe malfunctions'. No more staged bladder issues. No trips on stage, no fainting spells, no claims of molestation, ect. NO MORE PUBLICITY STUNTS. NO MORE LIES. Your fans don't deserve that crap and the rest of us don't like having our intelligence insulted.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are fake humanitarians.

Big name celebrities have no desire to make the world a better place.

The rich and famous do not want to be seen as 'pigs' or go down in history as 'villains'. They want to be seen as 'heros' and go down in history as 'humanitarians'. The market for their product has become global. The fan base has become global. Therefore, the 'humanitarian' effort and 'good will' PR machine has gone global. These 'humanitarian' efforts and 'good deeds' are not chosen to address the greatest need or injustice. They are chosen almost exclusively to appeal to the largest demographic for their respective commercial products. The largest fan base. Efficiency or effect is of little or no concern. Its all about PR, marketing, image, and fame. This is why the rich and famous have all taken up 'philanthropy' or 'good will' around the world. This is why so many have 'schools' or 'foundations' in their name. This is why so many play golf or appear on a TV game show for 'charity'. This is why so many sign motorcycles, other merchandise, or auction off their own 'personal effects' for 'charity'. This is why so many have TV shows with a 'charitable' gimmick. This is why so many arrange photo ops with wounded veterans, firefighters, or sick children. This is why so many have adopted children from around the world (Which they always pay others to care for full time. The hired professionals are sworn by legal contract to confidentiality. Not allowed to discuss or appear in public with the children they care for. Those 'photo' and 'interview' opportunities are reserved exclusively for the rich and famous 'adoptive' parents.). This is why every 'humanitarian' effort and 'good deed' is plastered all over the media worldwide. Its not about 'humanity' or 'good will'. Its all about marketing, image, fame, and PROFIT. This is why we are so often reminded of their respective 'good deeds' or 'humanitarian' efforts shortly before or after the release of their latest commercial product.

Charitywatch.org and Charitynavigator.org are both non-profit charity watchdogs. Of all the well rated charities (currently about 1500), no more than 5 are closely affiliated with celebrities. That's a maximum of 5 well rated celebrity foundations out of 1500. In general, celebrity foundations run like crap because they blow half the money on private jet rides, five star accommodations, and PR crews. The fans have been terribly misled.

For example: Virtually every penny 'donated' by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to date has come from repeated sales of baby photos. With each sale, the baby money goes to the 'Jolie-Pitt' foundation. A foundation which has never done anything but shelter funds. The 'donation' is immediately publicized worldwide. When Jolie or Pitt have a new movie to promote, a portion is then donated from their own 'foundation' to a legitimate charity. This leaves their ignorant fans under the impression that 'another' donation has been made. When in fact, its the same baby money being transferred again and again. Another portion is blown on private jet rides, super-exclusive accommodations, photo ops, and PR crap. This saves Jolie and Pitt millions in travel/stay expenses and their respective studios tens of millions in advertising. It's all very calculated. Of course, Jolie and Pitt could simply endorse any of the 1500 most efficient and effective charities. Of course, the baby money would go much further and do far more good if it were donated to such charities to begin with. But that would be too boring.

The 'Make it Right' Foundation took in over $12,000,000 the first year alone. Over $45,000,000 to date. Brad Pitt has never been the primary donor, planner, or designer. He is a founder, a figurehead, and salesman with a position on the board of advisors. Nothing more. Still, he has been showered EXCLUSIVELY with glorious praise by fellow celebrities and media outlets around the world. Again, the fans have been terribly misled..

In order to move into a 'green' home, the innocent victims of Katrina are required to provide a property deed, meet a number of financial requirements, and pay an average of $150,000 UP FRONT. The difference is offered in cheap loans or on occasion (according to the website) forgiven. To date, only a few dozen former home owners have qualified. The 'Make it Right' foundation was never intended to help the lower income residents of New Orleans reclaim anything lost in Katrina. In fact, 'Make it Right' is part of a calculated effort to rebuild the Lower Ninth Ward without them. Part of a calculated effort to raise property values in the area by displacing the poor. They are by design, excluded. Unable to qualify.

Of course, Brad Pitt could have simply endorsed 'Habitat For Humanity'. A well known, proven, and efficient home building operation. Of course, the tens of millions in funding would have gone MUCH further. But that would be too boring. Big name celebrities have no desire to make the world a better place. Their primary goal is to appear as if they do. It's a sham. Good will has become big business.

By the way, I fully expect you Jolie/Pitt supporters and PROMOTERS to respond with an attempt to discredit me. When you do, please answer a few questions.

#1. How much of that baby money went DIRECTLY to cause? (I say about 1/2. The rest was spent on plane rides, super exclusive accommodations, and PR crap for Jolie and Pitt.).

#2. How much of that baby money is left? (I say it's all gone.).

#3. Why don't Jolie and Pitt 'donate' millions anymore? (I say it's because the baby money has been spent.).

#4. How much money was raised for Pitt's 'Make it Right' Foundation/PR firm? (I say over $45,000,000 from a number of sources including Pitt's ignorant fans.).

#5. How many former homeowners displaced and/or WIPED OUT by Hurricane Katrina have been able to qualify for 'Make it Right' homes? (I say 4-6 dozen MAX.).

#6. WHY SHOULD THAT SORT OF HORRIBLY SLOW AND INEFFICIENT PROGRESS COST OVER 45 MILLION DOLLARS? (I say, it's primarily because the operation was never intended to run efficiently to begin with. It was intended to rebuild and 'upgrade' New Orleans. To raise property values in the area by DISPLACING THE POOR. BY MAKING DAMN SURE THEY WOULD NOT QUALIFY NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY LOST.).

#7. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS LOGICAL IN THE UNIVERSE DIDN'T BRAD PITT SIMPLY ENDORSE HABITAT FOR HUMANITY? A THOROUGHLY PROVEN, WELL RATED, EFFICIENT, AND EFFECTIVE NON-PROFIT HOME BUILDING EFFORT? (I say it's because that would have been too boring.).

#8. When is 'Make it Right' FINALLY going to get it's act together, open it's books, and earn a decent rating from CharityWatch.org or CharityNavigator.org? (I say NEVER.).

Bonnie Fuller and Amanda Michelle Steiner of Hollywood Life are both LYING MASS MEDIA PIGS

Bonnie Fuller and Amanda Michelle Steiner of Hollywood Life are both LYING MASS MEDIA PIGS. Like many others in the entertainment industry, they are determined to keep their fans as DUMB AS POSSIBLE in order to keep their ratings up. In order to keep the VALUE FOR THEIR COMMERCIAL AD SPACE UP. In order to retain their cozy relationship with virtually every celebrity on the planet and all of their respective commercial entities.

THEY ARE SOLD-OUT LYING MASS MEDIA PIGS. THEY HAVE THE NERVE, EVEN AFTER TEN FULL YEARS OF STAGED EVENTS TO KEEP FEEDING US THIS RIDICULOUS 'WARDROBE MALFUNCTION' CRAP.

Those of us with more than a half dozen functioning brain cells know better.

The Idina Menzel boob flash makes well over 100 'wardrobe malfunctions' STAGED by over-paid CELEBRITY PIGS over the last ten years that I know of. I did watch the video. It is obvious that Idina Menzel pushed her right breast out of that ridiculous garment just before she stepped back out in front of that live audience. Of course, she felt the difference immediately just like any woman with functional nerve endings would. Still, she stepped right back out and DELIBERATELY flashed that breast for her unsuspecting audience of ignorant love-sick fans. She even went out of her way to draw as much attention as possible to that breast and made damn sure to give the photographers and videographers a CLEAR SHOT. Finally, she delivered her jokes which were rehearsed ahead of time in order to give the sold-out media reps around the world like Bonnie Fuller and Amanda Michelle Steinerone one more angle to cover. Her CALCULATED PUBLICITY STUNT worked like a charm. She has achieved the highest level of name and face recognition of her entire career, saving a fortune over the cost of traditional advertising in the process. She has made her own love-sick fans a little dumber than they already were. A little easier to take advantage of. CH'CHING!

Well, I suppose there is one other possibility:

IDINA MENZEL IS JUST ANOTHER CLUMSY OX MORON CELEBRITY WITH NO GRACE, NO FORETHOUGHT, NO FUNCTIONAL NERVE ENDINGS, NO UNDERSTANDING OF BASIC PHYSICS OR FASHION, AND NO SENSE WHATSOEVER OF PERSONAL AWARENESS. SHE IS STRICKEN WITH THE SAME DISEASE, YET TO BE UNDERSTOOD, WHICH RENDERS VIRTUALLY ALL FEMALE CELEBRITIES WORLDWIDE UNABLE TO KEEP THEIR ASSES, CROTCHES, AND BREASTS COVERED WHEN THERE IS A CAMERA WITHIN 100 YARDS. A DISEASE WHICH FOR SOME REASON ONLY STRIKES CELEBRITIES OVER THE AGE OF 18. WHICH IS A DAMN GOOD THING FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. BECAUSE IF ONE OF THEIR CELEBRITIES OVER THE AGE OF 12 AND UNDER THE AGE OF 18 WERE TO FLASH A BREAST, A CROTCH, OR A BARE ASS FOR THE CAMERA OR ANY LIVE AUDIENCE, THERE WOULD BE LEGAL HELL TO PAY.

Then again, I prefer the only reasonable explanation. The one I have tried to convince the world of many times. The one you should search for with quotes.

"THESE RIDICULOUS EVENTS ARE STAGED."

If you're as fed up as I am with the relentless dumbing down of America for profit, then don't support Cracker Barrel, AT&T, White Castle, or any other commercial sponsor of HollywoodLife.com or any other website still feeding us this ridiculous 'wardrobe malfunction' crap. Never buy anything produced or endorsed by Justin Timberlake, the calculated pig who first introduced the world to the most annoying phrase of all time. The 'wardrobe malfunction'. Never buy any movie or CD featuring any of the following celebrities who have all staged these ridiculous events for the purpose of dumbing down their own fans:

Janet Jackson, Halle Berry, Coco, Jennifer Lopez, Tara Reid, Lindsey Lohan, Beyonce, Nancy Grace, Eva Longoria, Selena Gomez, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Anne Hathaway, Mariah Carey, Sophia Vergara, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Adrienne Bailon, Britney Spears, LeAnn Rhimes, Emma Watson, Katherine Heigl, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Lily Allen, Jessica Alba, Kelly Rowland, Jessica Simpson, Tila Tequila, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lil Kim, Kate Hudson, Nicole Scherzinger, Brook Mueller, Kirsten Dunst, Sophie Marceau, Pamela Anderson, JWoww, Angelina Jolie, Bai Ling, Demi Lovato, Kate Moss, Brook Hogan, Eva Mendes, Taylor Swift, Maria Fowler, Susan Surandon, Milla Jovovich, Rachel Ray, Audrina Partridge, Salma Hayek, Ragini Dwivedi, Toni Garrn, Kristen Bell, Kate Upton, Idina Menzel, Toni Braxton, Olga Graf, Giuliana Rancic, Dolly Parton, Sarah Geronimo, Nina Agdal, Kelly Brook, Rumer Willis, Jhene Aiko, Diva Cameron, Miranda Kerr, Sevyn Streeter, Robin Wright, Ciara, Shakira, Nina Agdal, Katrina Kaif, Geri Halliwell, Blake Lively, Sinitta, and Jennifer Hawkins.

The trend hasn't run it's course yet. No way in hell. It won't until we eliminate their motive. PROFIT.

Lets finally do once and for all what should have been done way back in 2004. Lets get the most annoying phrase of all time, the 'wardrobe malfunction', exposed for what it truly is 99% of the time.

A LIE.